10) GET a blow job.

9) Move up the corporate ladder.

8) Find out what is so fascinating about beating meat.

7) Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6) Find why it is hard to hit the bowl consistently.

5) Have an orgasm in less than thirty seconds.

4) Act as if touching yourself in public is proper.

3) Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2) Measure yourself and then add at least two inches.

1) Repeat number 10.