All babies start
out with the same number of raw cells which, over
nine months, develop into a complete female baby. The
problem occurs when cells are instructed by the
little chromosomes to make a male baby instead.
Because there are
only so many cells to go around, the cells necessary
to develop a male's reproductive organs have to come
from cells already assigned elsewhere in the female.
Recent tests have shown that these cells are removed
from the communications center of the brain, migrate
lower in the body and develop into male sexual
organs. If you visualize a normal brain to be
similar to a full deck of cards, this means that
males are born a few cards short, so to speak.
And some of their cards are in their shorts.
This difference between the male and female brain
manifests itself in various ways.
Little girls will
tend to play things like house or learn to read.
Little boys, however, will tend to do things like
placing a bucket over their heads and running into
walls. Little girls will think about doing things
before taking any action. Little boys will just punch
or kick something and will look surprised if someone
asks them why they just punched their little brother
who was half asleep and looking the other way.
This basic cognitive
difference continues to grow until puberty, when the
hormones kick into action and the trouble really
begins.
After puberty, not
only the size of the male and female brains differ,
but the center of thought also differs. Women
think with their heads.
Male thoughts often
originate lower in their bodies where their ex-brain
cells reside. Of course, the size of this
problem varies from man to man. In some men
only a small number of brain cells migrate and they
are left with nearly full mental capacity but they
tend to be rather dull, sexually speaking. Such men
are known in medical terms as
"Republicans." Other men suffer
larger brain cell relocation. These men are medically
referred to as "Democrats." A small
number of men suffer massive brain cell migration to
their groins. These men are usually referred to
as..... "Mr. President."