I'm O.k....Really!

Now that we have established that I lack most forms of shame, I invite you to share a little bit more of my insanity. Enjoy and please don't show this page to small children.

My friend Marv has the uncanny ablity to show me silly faces and to instruct me to emulate them when cameras are present. This pic to your right is the patented "serial killer" look, that Marv showed me how to do. He looks far more evil when he does it. The pic below again at Marv's prompting is my "Wanda" look from the now defunct "In Living Color". Remember her catch phrase "I'll rock your world". I knew you could. These pics were taken at Johnny Garlics. The best stinking rose like restaraunt in the North Bay of Cali. If you look carefully at the "Wanda" pic, you will be able to see a beverage spill on my right bosoom. A phenomena that happens only when I dine with Marv. But usually the spill is on him or a garment of his clothing.

These are my overt attempts at "sexiness" Now we all know sexiness, like insanity is a state of mind. Now was my mind thinking of sex when I took these pictures? Probably, but, one can never be too sure.

O.k. So I found this potty, and have wracked my fragile little mind on how I can orchestrate it into my page. Maybe I can make it into a contest. If you can find a way for me to work this potty onto my page in a logical fashion, you get a prize!