Posted by OneGlove [OneGlove] on November 29, 1999 at 10:57:45 {DGglKT6Uj2ddh6ih/xtgVOGhhkwG5g}:
In Reply to: *Life Forever 100% Untrue posted by Amazing on November 29, 1999 at 10:46:22:
My point was, that while it might be possible for God to make us live forever (miracles and such), he did not design us so. Which makes it unlikely that he intends to do so.
The post was meant to make fun Rick's earlier one as well. Though in a serious way.
If you are in the market for heavens, I suggest you seriously consider the Islamic brand. Allah is pretty generous with the virgins. (And his models feature re-growing hymen.)
--OneGlove :)