# *********Bibleman, you there??

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Posted by A story.. [Bibleman] on November 26, 1999 at 11:32:01 {2lTH7z2znEf9UnUPxURUslyACFuF8c}:

In Reply to: ********Bibleman, you there?? posted by Sunspot on November 25, 1999 at 22:45:48:

Speaking of deceptions and hiding behind fronts and different screen names, I thought of this very old story that you might find apropo: It's about the PERFECT WOMAN!

There was a man who thought he found the perfect woman. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen. He had to marry her since she was sooooo PERFECT! Her hair was just the way he liked. It was long and beautiful. Her eyes were perfect, blue like he liked. Her lips were perfect. Her breasts were prefect, round, full and sumptuous. She had a thin tiny waist and perfect, curvacious hips, and perfect legs. Perfect, all the way down to the ankles. She was PERFECT and he just had to have her.

So they got married! It was the wedding night. And as he lie there in the bed for the big moment, he watched his wife get slowly ready for bed for the first time. She was sitting at the dresser and began to take off her makeup. So she took off her false eyelashes that he liked so much, put them in a case, and carefully put them in the drawer. Then she took out her blue contact lenses, put them in a case, and put those in the drawer. Suddenly her eyes were not so big. She carefully peeled off those perfect eyebrows that he thought were so perfect and put those in the drawer. Then she took off her long hair that he liked so much and put that in the drawer. It was just a wig. Then she took out her perfect teeth that had the perfect smile that he liked so much and put those in the drawer. Then she took off her padded bra with her fake perfect bossoms that he liked so much and put those in the drawer. Then she took off her padded girdle that gave her those great perfect hips he loved so much and put those in the drawer. Then she finally, she disconnected her fake right leg prosthesis that was so perfect, and put that into the drawer. Then what was left of his beautiful wife hobbled over to the bed with a smile and got in bed with her new husband.

He just stared at what was lying beside him for just a moment...then slowly pulled the covers back, got out bed, walked over to the dresser, and slowly got into the drawer.

:>

What you see ain't always what you get!

Cheers,
Bibleman

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