Posted by Farkel [Keflar] on November 12, 1999 at 14:28:30 {CkRQXOxAaIjc7.1TE24IvhKqcjatLo}:
It's time for another episode of "What if the H20 participants sat down in person to talk with each other?"
This is strictly for fun, and no harm to anyone was intended, although no one is sacrosanct, either:
ABK: we don't need the organization. The Bible is all we need. We don't follow the Watchtower. We follow the Bible.
Lost Again: What's going on? I'm lost.
Friend: It's all a matter of self-determination. You obviously didn't get my point, so let me....
Everyone: We got your point, Friend. We GOT it, so let's continue without any more clarification, ok?
Friend: well, then why didn't you respond to THIS link, where instead you said at THIS link I didn't really say what I said at THIS link? And don't forget what I earlier pointed out at THIS link. Still not convinced? Well, THIS link proves what I really said to being with at THIS link. Until you respond, I won't continue this discussion further, which is what I already stated earlier at THIS link.
Cheeky: you people are so stupid.
Scally: why do you just call names and not respond to questions?
Cheeky: why are YOU so stupid?
1: U GO, GIRL!! i just luv it when jw like u talk. shows that the emper has no cloths & can only call names. Sad, so sad. Smile.
Rick: I saw an episode of Star Trek that might shed some light on the matter...
Lost Again: I'm so lost.
J.H. I've calculated that if we remove all references to God from the literature we will save 633,000,000 gallons of ink a year.
WW: Hey, THAT'S an idea! If we change the word "God" to "Deity" or "Creator" we can cut down on the words the writing department's has to come up with by a good twenty percent!
GS: Iesous has three syllables and anyone that disagrees with me is a LIAR!
J.H.: Where did you find that out, dummy? On the back of a cereal box?
GB: I'm so sorry for all the damage caused to you good folks. And to think I was a part of it.
Farkel: Bull. You're as much of a fake as Fred Hall, GB.
Rick: Farkel, you remind me of an episode on the "Outer Limits" where the guy...
Fred Hall: you'll all DIE if you don't read books by JUDGE Rutherford.
Loyal One: HAH! A GAZILLION TIMES HAH! HAH!!!!!!
Everyone: I thought we got rid of that clown.
Loyal One: HAH! You'll NEVER get rid of me! So, HAH!
GP: Can anyone explain why our understanding of 607 BC has no foundation?
Everyone: ask You Know.
GP: I tried to, but his congregation has him in solitary confinement. He lost all his privileges of being an alternate mike runner every March during leap-years.
FJW: I had a vision last night which explained to me everything we need to know. Do you want to hear about it?
Everyone: NO!!
5GJW: 5GJW, who is wondering how to come up with a tag line that will outdo every other tag line in history...
Julie: Oh, 5GJW, you're my hero! You're so clever and witty!
Everyone: You are suck a suck-up, Julie!
Bibleman: while we're on the subject of Nisan 14, any fool can see that Nisan 14 was NOT the right date, and all the experts are WRONG. WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!!! Only I am right. It was Tishri 4, at 2:37:54 p.m. Hawaiian standard time. It's sooooooo simple! KNOW IT!
Everyone: Just SHUT UP Bibleman!
Antique: why don't you give him a chance? His explanations MAKE SENSE to me, more so than anything else I've read. Why are you all so rude to him?
Everyone: he's CRAZY, that's why! Did you know he claims to be the Messiah returned?
Antique: he does?
Bibleman: Actually I'm part of the JIOR Messiah CLASS, which happened as a result of my experiences during my Diana Ross days and...
Everyone: GO AWAY, Bibleman!
GS: If you want the answer to that, you need to read my book. You can order your copy at...
AF: I read your book.
GS: LIAR! You are so full of lies and everyone can see it.
AF: Ok, name one lie that I said.
GS: I see you've conveniently forgotten about that one time where you didn't put a left quote on that source you cited. You INTENTIONALLY misled your readers and dishonestly distored the facts. You are such a LIAR!
AF: It was a typo, you nitwit, and I admitted that 23 times already.
GS: LIAR!
Kent: You disgusting hypocrite, GS!! I'm disgusted, TOTALLY disgusted with the whole thing.
Gedanken: no scholar takes you seriously, GS.
GS: LIAR!
Unknown Moderator: Deleted.
GS: Who deleted my post?
Rick: No one knows.
GS: AF, it's all YOUR fault that you didn't save my deleted post. What a hypocrite you are.
Rick: oh, wait GS. I found your post and here it is, but it doesn't seem to say what you claimed it said. What's your response to that?
GS:
AF: Come on, GS, show us where your post said what you claimed it said now that we've re-discovered it.
GS:
Everyone: Well, GS, what's your response?
GS:
Fred Hall: If you want to get everylasting life, then read the books of JUDGE Rutherford. I'm going to heaven, 'cause I read the books of the JUDGE!
1: U got to luv it!!
:)
Farkel