Posted by Er, uh, er, uh [COMF] on November 10, 1999 at 22:08:41 {AAJB0ph6mY0vgA2d.KEIoRa3VCcycQ}:
In Reply to: Don't Mess With Texas!!! posted by Tantalus on November 10, 1999 at 18:45:35:
Izzat cho hawss?
Well I was walkin' down the street
With my diamond badge
My spurs jinglin' down at my feet
I seen a man acomin'
Comin' with a gun, but
I just beat my... no, wait...
Um... slapped leather? Whipped it out? Shot off? Unholstered? Something like that... how does it go?
COMF, who occasionally wears a ten-gallon hat