Posted by Farkel [Keflar] on November 08, 1999 at 19:38:31 {Nq8EnQ8RVAjc7.1TE24IvhKqcjatLo}:
In Reply to: *****Jehovah wants to speak! posted by FaithFulJW on November 08, 1999 at 12:07:50:
FJW,
:But as to the answer. I think you misunderstand our position on Jesus. Doing an act of worship to him is not the same as putting him on an equal level as Jehovah. No indeed! But if you don't do as the Kingdom Song says and worship the son then you won't get life. Now what was that you were saying about our not worshipping Jesus.
Based upon the WTS articles I quoted above, you are now an official "apostate." Welcome to this kewl club. Get yourself a nice case of split-pea soup and learn how to use it effectively. It is an apostate staple, and we conduct classes on its use and abuse. Coming soon to your neighborhood will be a class we offer entitled "Making the Most of Your Youthful Split-Pea Soup Stock." But, alas! We submitted this information to Brooklyn, and for some strange reason, they never replied endorsed our very rigorous course. I can't understand why.
Farkel, who now knows why FJW's wife considers him goofy: he is. Simple as pie.