Posted by 5GJW [5GJW] on November 07, 1999 at 21:39:41 {zExURjw8QAlo6QIt25t6PXIQS8Kp4Q}:
In the days of the lies of Stafford, a great battle began to take place between the King of the Nutty and the King of the Screwy. The King of the Nutty inhabited the land of the dumpsters, where no one could discourage him from posting excessively. The King of the Screwy was known as the one who thought the voices in his head were Jehovah, and was also known for his prodigious posting pace.
And on the day of this great battle, both kings sat down at their computers and began to post. The posts flowed from like water flowing in the torrent valley. Faster and faster they posted, never stopping to check for coherency, never checking for logic, so frantic were they in flooding the board with their nonsense. Other readers of the board were shocked by the rate that their threads were pushed down the board. Threads addressing serious issues were pushed aside by the inrush of nonsense exploding forth from these two kings as they did battle for the crown of most demented character on H2O. No topic was deemed too bizarre, no idea too far fetched for these loons. When no one would respond, they would answer themselves, often repeatedly, just to get their ravings on the screen.
As the onslaught continued, many wondered who would prevail. The King of the Nutty was heavily favored at the start, being the loon in residence, and thus holding the home institute advantage. However, the King of the Screwy had made a strong impression with his latest offer to ask the big J in the sky a question for any and all. All bets are off as this battle royal continues between the two kings of kook as they fight for the crown of "Delirium Master."
5GJW, reminding you to turn in tomorrow, same apostate time, same apostate channel