Posted by U R SOOO CLOSE! [Rick] on November 05, 1999 at 17:42:52 {6xiCHW3gJ27ajbiu2wnkFMFBt36Xyc}:
In Reply to: Is Rick Randy Watters? posted by roamer on November 05, 1999 at 07:22:51:
Dear Brother Roamer,
I must tip my hat to your investigative expertise.
Almost busted! Before this gets out of hand, it is
time for me to come clean. I masqueraded as the
young brother Rick administer of H2O and want to
come clean.
Allow me to introduce myself as brother Jaracz,
Governing Body Member of the Watchtower Society. I
know this comes as quite a stumbling block to you,
no doubt, but I had to come clean!
You were close! Randy is the screen name for
brother Swingle (close friend of "Jan Haugland"
the screen name for brother Henschel). I will
leave your imagination to guess who the screen
name "Kent" really is (he-he-he!).
Congratulations on exposing the largest conspiracy
to hit the Internet. As of Monday morning, the
Watchtower Society will shut its doors forever on
account of you, so sleep on that why don't you!
By the way dear brother! My friends call me by my
childhood nickname Gary (aka "Bibleman"), but
others call me Alan (aka "ABK"). I actually prefer
Gary.
Sincerely,
Gary
Vice President,
WATCHTOWER SOCIETY
The above is satire intended for a few cheap laughs,
and not intended to be taken seriously.