Posted by Farkel [Keflar] on November 05, 1999 at 09:55:24 {6xiCHW3gJ2jc7.1TE24IvhKqcjatLo}:
I would like to submit the following topics for consideration as future Watchtower articles:
"Creative Suffering"
"Overcoming Peace of Mind"
"Guilt Without Sex"
"Why Jehovah Likes Living Trusts"
"Alienation: the Key to Christian Freedom"
"It Pays to Increase Your Anxiety"
"Holding Your Child's Attention Through Guilt and Fear"
"How to Overcome Self-Doubt Through Pretense and Ostentation"
And for Awake! I would like to submit these:
"Under-Achievers Guide to Very Small Business Opportunities"
"I Made $100 in Real Estate"
"Tax Shelters for the Indigent"
"Caesar's Things to Caesar: Start Your Own Non-Profit Organization"
"The Joys of Hypochondria"
;)
Farkel