# *HUMOR IS GOOD FOR YOU!!!!

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Posted by rehash [WitnetObserver] on October 28, 1999 at 17:34:00 {BrTq3yWfsYY.5ADQk2RYQv.iPpdwjE}:

In Reply to: HUMOR IS GOOD FOR YOU!!!! posted by KNIGHTofTHEtrut on October 28, 1999 at 16:22:51:

due to the scrolling nature of this board
this is leftovers:

If Jeff Foxworthy was given the task
of "warming-up" the assembly

I noticed a lot of y'all are wearin' these little name tags.
I think it's safe to say we got a lot of witnesses
in this place....but to be sure,I've got a little test.

You Might Be a Jehovah's Witness if..

you can't pick up a book ,or anything else to read,
without picking up something to underline it with , you might be a jw.

if you've spent days at a baseball stadium, and never saw a ball
and didn't have a beer , you might be a witness

if most of the songs you sing have numbers for titles,

if the first name of your best friends
are either brother or sister.... you might be a jw

if you wash windows or cars for a living and still own 5 suits,
you might be a jw.

if you go to New York for the weekend and spend the whole day
in a publishing factory in brooklyn,

if you think the morning coffee break
is a perfect time to witness to someone, you might be a jw.

if you think the term pioneer refers to someone
other then Davy Crockett, or Daniel Boone you might be a jw.

if you overhear someone at work saying
"I read it in the society-page" and it makes
you stop chewin your gum for a second, you just might be

if you have a tendency to refer to books
by color instead of by title, .........

if you think of cleaning up a messy back yard
as practice for working in the new world, you might be a jw.

if you go to "home depot" and go down the aisle
where the doors for the homes are displayed
and you feel the urge to knock on them, you might be a jw.

if you drink "bud light" or "miller lite" to get your mind
off of "new light".......

if you are in the hospital for surgery,and a lot of people
in the waiting room are there for you, and you know why
they are really there......

if that last one DIDN'T strike you as funny,you just might be
a Jehovah's Witness

Thankyou! you've been a "GREAT CROWD"!

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