# *Should WTS be destroyed

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Posted by Yes! Thes [Thesaurusx] on October 28, 1999 at 05:50:05 {BrTq3yWfsYrnQc.SC0UsqEZbwA6cGE}:

In Reply to: Should WTS be destroyed posted by jimmyjames on October 27, 1999 at 23:13:10:

Yes!

It serves as a sort of social fly paper.

It provides excellent door to door sales training and many former Witnesses have successful careers in vacuum cleaner sales.

It provides most of the janitors, house painters, and automobile pinstripers in town.

It is the single biggest user of new tree pulp paper in the world and single handedly it is supporting the world paper prices, the reforestation of USA and Canada, as well as providing 17% of the organically produced sewage in Brooklyn Heights.

Kingdom Hall quick builds save 80,000 windows worldwide per year.

Without Witness women, the pantyhose industry would loose money.

The Witnesses account for 90% of all sales of grey 10 year old 4 door sedans.

921,850 cupcakes are saved in each meridian by Witnesses school children not celebrating birthdays.

More????

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