Posted by Beaver [Beaver] on October 26, 1999 at 07:32:23 {c/rgKhj4NcS2pgVcL2CgJusvla2o4k}:
My Fellow Governing Beavers,
It has come to my attention that our tales are in a sling. Many are lodging complaints against us. Many believe that we don't speak the tooth. Many dam and castorgate us. If we wish to save our own Beavers we must prove that we are Eunuchs. The waters of dissent are rising against us and we must begin to engineer a new plan to keep this flood of discontent from washing away the very foundations of our blessed organization. Act swiftly in this current of discontent and began plugging the holes in our leaking doctrines. Be eager to find ways of mounting this tide of opposition.
Agape,
Mystery Beaver