4. Say, "Hey <instert day of the week>. I gotta be up at 10, so be outta here by 8."
3. Say, "We should do this again sometime," and then say "NOT!" and then say, "Did I just say that out loud."
2. In the morning, go to the bathroom and stay in there until she leaves, no matter how long it takes.
1. Be happy that you blew it in her mouth and sent her packin'.