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December 2
1, 2003
THE FIRST EVER JWA:EWA ELIMINATION CHAMBER
THUG
SHANE DOUGLAS
VULCAN
TRIPLE D
BRIMSTONE
VENGANCE
* When the scene shifts back to the ring. The Elimination Chamber is being lowered around the ring. Inside the ring, JWA:EWA Owner, Al Powers is standing next to WWA Owner, Winter Sanderson. Powers has a microphone and begins to speak. * Powers - This is it fans. My gift from me to you��The Elimination Chamber for the vacant JWA:EWA World Heavyweight Championship!!!! I would first like to introduce to you, the man who I have struck a business deal with to make JWA:EWA a better place. The man, who has merged his company WWA with JWA:EWA. The owner of WWA, Winter Sanderson!!! * There is a great reception for Winter Sanderson as he is handed the microphone from Powers. * Sanderson - Thank you all for the great reception. This merger that is to come will mark a great day in the history of JWA:EWA and WWA. Yes, WWA will cease to exist as it's own entity, but it is not dead. The talent will re-open Action Zone and run it's shows there, as Mr. Powers will see to it that the other talent that is currently signed to JWA:EWA get a fair shake and be moved around, so the talent will be evenly dispersed. In the coming weeks, there will be a JWA:EWA World Television tournament, in which 4 WWA superstars will take on 4 JWA:EWA superstars to crown a new JWA:EWA World Television Champion. So be on the look out for the brackets in the coming days. Now onto the current business at hand. I have been made an honorary ring announcer for tonight's main event��..THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER!!!!! So introducing first. Hailing from Parts Unknown, weighing in at 184 pounds, he is the current JWA:EWA Intercontinental Champion���.Vulcan!!!!!!!! * The lights in the arena begin to dim as smoke begins to emanate from the stage and behind the curtain. Dawn of the Dead by Murder Dolls begins to blare over the PA system. On Extreme Vision, a graveyard can be seen with Vulcan getting closer to the camera, when he emerges from behind the curtain, materializing from the smoke. The fans blow their tops when he appears. He is wearing his title belt and walks slowly to the ring. He slides in and holds his belt high. Al Powers is clapping for him and gives him a thumbs up. He even winks at him. Vulcan bypasses and continues to play to the crowd. Then he takes his place in a chamber cell. * Sanderson - The next man hails from Parts Unknown, weighing in at 200 pounds, a former two time JWA:EWA World Heavyweight Champion��.Vengance!!!!!!! * Cocky by Kid Rock begins to blast over the PA system as Vengance appears from behind the curtain, limping. He still has a look of determination on his face as the fans cheer for him. He slides into the ring and plays to the crowd on every corner. He walks past Powers and looks Sanderson up and down. He throws his arms up once more, and enters his chamber. * Sanderson - This next man is one of my favorites. He is what wrestling is all about. From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 255 pounds, a member of The Triple Threat���.Shane Douglas!!!!! * Perfect Strangers by Deep Purple begins to play over the PA system, as the fans continue to boo. Shane comes out from behind the curtain with a sinister smile on his face, holding up three fingers. As he makes his way down the ramp, gold pyro shoot up from the stage. Shane enters the ring, and stands on a turnbuckle. He hops down and enters his chamber, without any altercation. * Dean Malenko - That's a first. He didn't run his mouth. Sanderson - And the 4th participant of�����.. * The lights in the arena begin to flicker red and black. Then the Gangrel Theme begins to play. Blood begins to flow on Extreme Vision as a fire rages out of control on the stage. Then suddenly a cold wind blows it away. The lights stop flickering and then go out. People in the crowd begin to panic, then suddenly, there is a large red explosion on the stage. Brimstone walks out of the fire and down the ramp. There is a wild cheering frenzy for the monster. He walks slowly down the ramp and enters the ring by stepping over the top rope. Powers is not afraid of Brimstone, as Sanderson is visibly shaken. Brimstone stands in the center of the ring and raises his arms and throw them down violently. Red flame shoot high into the air and Brimstone takes his spot in his chamber. Powers holds his head up high and does not blink, staring at Brimstone. Brimstone looks back at Powers with his one eye. * Sanderson - Boy, that was scary. Now, the starters in the Elimination Chamber. First, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 248 pounds, a member of Parental Advisory, and a former JWA:EWA World Heavyweight Champion���.Thug!!!!!!!! * Cleaning Out My Closet by Eminem begins to play over the PA system. The fans boo him out of the building. Thug emerges from behind the curtain and flips the bird to the fans. The boo's get louder and he loves it. Powers takes the microphone from Sanderson. * Powers - What's the matter Thug, no rhyme for me tonight? The only way you'll get screwed is if you simply suck!!!!! I don�t do the screwing, the other 5 men in the ring with you, will do the screwing. So you should shut the hell up and get to business. * Powers hands the microphone back to Sanderson. Thug enters the ring and gets into Powers' face. Thug and Powers do not back down from each other as Thug goes to a corner and waits. * Sanderson - And the final participant in the Elimination Chamber. From, St. Louis, Missouri, weighing in at 165 pounds���Triple D!!!!!!!!! * 'Yo, Yo, it's me, it's me, it's Triple D' is heard throughout the arena PA system, then The Rock Theme begins to play. Triple D comes out from behind the curtain to massive boo's from the crowd. Triple D comes out to the stage with a pissed look on his face. He marches down to the ring, as Powers and Sanderson leaves the ring. Triple D enters the ring and goes directly after Thug. The bell rings and we are on our way. * Dean Malenko - Everything is at stake. * Triple D grabs Thug by his head and throws him over the top rope to the steel grate that forms a floor. Triple D exits the ring and stomps on Thug. Thug gets to his knees and low blows Triple D. Thug grabs TD by his head and rams him face first into the steel chains that make up the steel cage. TD falls down, as Thug picks him up again and bodyslams him. Thug then walks over to Vengance's chamber and makes fun of his hurt leg. TD comes in behind Thug and rams his face into the glass. It doesn't break, but Vengance makes fun of Thug's face. TD tosses Thug back into the ring. * Dean Malenko - For those who don't know the rules; every 3 minutes a chamber is randomly opened, thus, allowing a participant to enter the cage. You are eliminated, via pin fall, submission, and knockout. Irvin Fury - This thing is huge. It looks to be 30 feet tall. Dean Malenko - It is. * Thug crawls on the mat, as Triple D mocks him and drops an elbow on Thug's back. TD picks Thug up and hits a Hard Scoop Slam. TD kicks Thug's arm in and takes off his elbow pad. He tosses it towards Vulcan's chamber, runs, hits one side of the ropes, and then hits the other, he drops the Heart Attack on Thug and makes the pin. Danny Davis counts: 1��.2��Thug kicks up. Then the arena lights darken and begin to flash����� * Irvin Fury - Here comes, The Franchise!!!! Dean Malenko - Shane Douglas is now in the cage. * The chamber door opens for Shane Douglas and he immediately goes after Thug. Shane and Triple D pummel Thug down to the mat. Triple D lifts Thug as Shane begins to punch him in the gut and finishes with a blow to the jaw. Triple D extends his hand to Shane but Shane slaps it away and clotheslines Triple D. Shane puts the boots to Triple D and throws up three fingers. The crowd boo's�� * Crowd - Dean Malenko - I see why no one likes Shane��he's a snake in the grass. Irvin Fury - The man is trying everything possible to win the world title. You can't blame him for taking advantage of Triple D's hospitality. * Shane picks up Triple D and kicks him in the groin. TD falls over, holding his nuts. Shane laughs and walks over to Thug. Thug grabs Shane by his tights and forces him face first, into the top turnbuckle. Shane stumbles around the ring and is hit with a Throwback from Thug. Thug goes for the pin: 1���2��.Shane kicks out. Thug throws Shane into a corner and follows with a clothesline. Triple D comes out of nowhere and hit's a Super Kick on Shane. He hooks the leg and goes for a pin: 1��2�.Shane escapes. Thug picks up TD and throws him over the top rope. Thug exits and throws TD into the cage. Triple is now bleeding. Thug takes TD's head and begins to grind it across the cage. The arena lights darken and begin to flash��� * Irvin Fury - Here he comes!!! The monster himself!!! * The crowd cheers wildly, as the anticipation of the ravenous monster is finally over��the chamber door opens and Brimstone steps out of his chamber. He immediately goes after Shane Douglas. He lifts Shane over his head and launches him face first into the cage, then enters the ring. Thug stops grinding Triple's face in the cage and watches in shear awe. Then Thug runs, dives over the top rope back into the ring, but Brimstone catches him and delivers the Multiple Rib Breaker. He holds him after the third strike and flings Thug over his head to the mat. Brimstone picks up Thug by his throat and lifts him high into the air and hits a Chokeslam From Hell. Brimstone goes for the pin: 1��..2�..a bleeding Shane makes the save. * Dean Malenko - Most people would have left Thug for dead. But no one wants to be left in the ring alone with Brimstone. Irvin Fury - Which only means that Shane will continue to deal with another opponent. * Brimstone gets up off of Thug and grabs Shane by his throat. A crimson masked, Triple D hits Brimstone in his back with a double axe handle. Brimstone releases Shane, turns and faces TD. TD hits Brimstone in the face once, then twice, then he hops back, spits in the palm of his hand and Brimstone grabs him by the throat. Shane comes in from behind and low blows Brimstone. Brimstone holds his nuts and waddles away. * Irvin Fury - The weakness is exposed. Dean Malenko - I don't care who you are. If you catch a blow to the nether regions, you are going down. * Then all three men begin to gang up on Brimstone with kicks and punches as they back him into a corner. They are hitting them with their hardest punches and kicks. Thug runs and hits a Clothesline From Hell of his own, Brimstone staggers out of the corner. Triple D climbs the top rope and hits a Missile Drop Kick, still, Brimstone doesn't fall. Shane Douglas runs and tries a bulldog, but Brimstone doesn't fall forward. He turns Shane around and gives him The Burning. Shane is screaming in pain as TD and Thug continue to hit Brimstone in the back. The arena lights darken and begin to flash��� * Dean Malenko - YES!!! Someone who may have Brimstone's number. * The chamber door opens for Vulcan. Vulcan immediately goes after Triple D. The fans go wild with Vulcan tosses TD out of the ring to the steel floor. Vulcan climbs the top rope, jumps off and hits a Flying Dangerous DDT to TD on the steel floor. Vulcan is not done and begins to pummel the head and face of TD. Thug is trying to release Shane from Brimstone's clutches, by pulling his massive arms from Shane. Shane is fading fast, as Brimstone is squeezing the life out of him. Thug looks out at the crowd as if he doesn't know what to do. So he low blows Brimstone and he releases him. Shane drops to the mat like a sack of wet laundry. Brimstone waddles to a corner. Thug pins Shane: 1��..2�..a weak Shane kicks out. * Irvin Fury - HAHAHAA!!! Thug tried to pin The Franchise, after Brimstone did all the work. * Vulcan is grinding the face of Triple D into the steel floor. Vulcan takes both legs TD and flips him into an empty chamber, breaking the glass. TD is lying in the empty chamber, amongst the glass. Vulcan climbs back into the ring and goes after Thug. Thug hits Vulcan in the gut with a knee and DDT's him. Thug runs and hits Vulcan with a Lionsault. Thug hurt himself doing the move and is on the mat, holding his stomach. A weak and bleeding Shane crawls over to the ropes and tries to pull himself up. Brimstone runs over and hits a Big Boot, sending Shane over the top to the steel floor. TD pulls himself out of the chamber and goes over to Shane. TD delivers some Angry Stomps on Shane and stands him up. TD lifts Shane up by his legs and slingshots him into the cage. Shane is bouncing around on one foot, when Brimstone grabs him by the throat��.. Vulcan and Thug are on their knees slugging it out, when Shane comes flying at them when Brimstone tosses him back into the ring. TD stays outside of the ring, to stay away from Brimstone. Brimstone goes after TD and TD begins to climb the cage. Brimstone begins to shake the cage, but TD climbs on top of one of the chambers and stays there. Brimstone looks up at him and re-enters the ring. Both Vulcan and Thug try to pin Shane, but Shane eases himself out of the pin. Brimstone comes over and lifts Thug over his head, then launches him over the top rope like a javelin. TD see's his opportunity and hits a Senton Bomb on Thug, from the top of a chamber on the steel floor. TD looks to have hurt his ribs. * Dean Malenko - Only one man remains. Vengance has to be the freshest man when he gets into the cage. Irvin Fury - Or he can be the most frightened man, after watching the carnage. * Shane is swinging on Brimstone, but the blows have no effect. Brimstone hits a heavy knee to the gut and clubs him to the back. Shane drops like a log. Vulcan jumps on Brimstone's back and tries a Sleeper Hold. Brimstone flips Vulcan off of his back and stomps on his chest. The arena lights darken and begin to flash� The crowd breaks into a chant�� * Crowd � Vengance����� Vengance����� Vengance����� Vengance����� Vengance����� Vengance����� Vengance����� Vengance����� Vengance����� Vengance����� Irvin Fury - Well, we know who's the last man. Dean Malenko - Let me guess. * The chamber door opens and Vengance goes after Thug on the outside. Vengance grabs Thug by his head and throws him into the chamber's glass. The glass does not break. Vengance repeatedly rams Thug's head into the glass, until Thug's head breaks through. * Dean Malenko - That was absolutely brutal. An ordinary man would be dead. Irvin Fury - He had to have rammed his face into that glass with the force of a car accident. * Thug's face is bloody as Vengance makes fun of his face and hits a TDD on the steel floor. Vengance pins Thug: 1��.2��Thug somehow escapes. Vengance begins to bash the back of Thug's head on the steel floor. Triple D, manages to get back into the ring. He hits Brimstone in the ribs with some stiff shots. Brimstone turns around and TD tries for a Distructioner. He can't lift Brimstone as he catches an elbow to the back of his head. Brimstone lifts TD up and hits Revelations on TD. TD is spread eagle on the mat. But Vengance jumps into the ring and goes after Brimstone. Vengance is hitting rights and lefts, that seems to have no effect on the 7'5 monster. Vengance hits the ropes and hits a forearm to Brimstone's chest. Brimstone does not move and urges Vengance to hit him again. Vengance points up and Brimstone looks. Vengance kicks Brimstone in the gut, jumps up and locks on the Red Death. Vengance is clubbing Brimstone in his chest until he gets him to fall backward. Vengance drops Brimstone's back down across his knee and goes for a pin: 1��Brimstone lifts Vengance up like he was bench pressing and launches Vengance off of him. * Dean Malenko - The absolute power of Brimstone is unbelievable!!!! Irvin Fury - Granted that Vengance only weighs 200 pounds. He'll get tossed around like that all night long, against opponents two and a half times his size. * Vengance pops up and goes right back after Brimstone. He hits and hits Brimstone in the back. Then all the other superstars join in on the beating, but Brimstone pushes everyone away. Vengance continues to go after Brimstone. Brimstone punches Vengance in the stomach and kicks him in the injured leg. Brimstone grabs the injured leg of Vengance and wraps it around the back of his head. Brimstone then sits down on the back of Vengance, locking on Hells Fury. The weight of Brimstone is too much for Vengance. * Dean Malenko - My God!!! Hells Fury!!!! Brimstone is going to break the leg and back of Vengance!!! Irvin Fury - Oh well. You win some, you lose some. * The other stars in the ring, simply look on as Vengance is being squashed. He is reaching out for help, but no one is giving it to him. Instead, they all begin to fight each other. Brimstone is still sitting on the back of Vengance and Vengance has nowhere to go. He keeps reaching and reaching, but nothing is there. Brimstone wrenches back on his injured leg and sits deeper on his back, smothering Vengance under his weight. Brimstone holds this move on him for a couple more seconds, until Vengance stops moving. Danny Davis looks at Vengance and notices that his eyes are closed. * Danny Davis - He's done!!!! Vengance is knocked out!!! Irvin Fury - We have our first elimination!!! It's Vengance!! Good try and good riddance!!! Dean Malenko - The man gave it his all. You shouldn't be so inconsiderate. He's the only man to get Brimstone down on the mat. Irvin Fury - So. He's gone now. Sanderson - VENGANCE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED FROM THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER!! * Brimstone doesn't release the hold and begins to laugh. Danny Davis and the other stars try to get Brimstone off of Vengance. He pushes them all away and picks up Vengance. He carries him over to the exit door and drops him in front of it. JWA EMT's rush down to check on Vengance. As Brimstone turns around, Vulcan hits a Shining Wizard to send Brimstone against the cage. Triple D is fighting Thug in the center of the ring. TD sends Thug into a corner and climbs up. He screams out and hits the Hell Raisers to the bloody head of Thug. Thug stumbles out of the corner, and falls straight down on his face. Shane comes in and clotheslines TD down. TD kips up and hits a Samoan Drop to a charging Shane. When TD gets up, Thug comes in behind him and locks on a Dragon Sleeper, flips it over and hits the F-5. He hooks the leg and goes for the pin: 1���.2���..3!!!!!!!!!! * Sanderson - TRIPLE D HAS BEEN ELIMINATED FROM THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER!! Dean Malenko - See ya loud mouth. Irvin Fury - Hey, hey!!! The man has the right to voice his opinion. Dean Malenko - The man is a loud mouth. His opinions are so objective, that they only focus on monkey asses and such. Where's the subject matter. Oh, the monkey's ass is the subject matter. He didn't even focus on this match. It was all about Vulcan. That happens when you look past your present opponent. You lose focus and get bitten. Get him outta here. Irvin Fury - I'm tellin' * Vulcan is going after Brimstone as he tosses Brimstone into a glass chamber. The glass shatters all over the place as Shane makes it to his feet, Thug locks on a Sleeper Hold. Thug drags Shane back into the ring as Brimstone climbs back into the ring. Vulcan climbs to the top rope and waits for Brimstone to turn around. When he does, Vulcan jumps off and hits a Flying Dangerous DDT. Brimstone is flat on the mat and Vulcan makes a pin: 1���2��.Brimstone powers out of the pin. Shane is swinging in the sleeper and tries to escape. He goes under Thug and hits a backdrop. Vulcan is on top of Brimstone, punching him in the head and face. A bloody Shane wobbles over and pulls Vulcan from Brimstone. * Dean Malenko - What is he doing? That is absolutely stupid of him!!! Irvin Fury - He's lost a lot of blood�.he probably doesn't know what's going on any longer. * Shane hits a Belly to Belly suplex on Vulcan, but can't make the pin. Brimstone walks over to Shane and delivers the Ultimate Knee Strikes. Shane is not moving. Brimstone then picks Shane up and crushes him with Revelations. He makes the cover by hooking the leg: 1���..2����.3!!!!!!!!! * Dean Malenko - My God!!!! Brimstone is destroying everyone in the ring. Sanderson - SHANE DOUGLAS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED FROM THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER!! Irvin Fury - This doesn't look good for Vulcan or Thug. Dean Malenko - Tell me about it. * Brimstone goes to pick up Thug, but Thug surprises him and by rolling him up in a small package: 1�.2��Brimstone escapes. Vulcan comes in and kicks Brimstone in the ribs. Brimstone hollers out in pain. Vulcan does it again and again. Brimstone begins to cough up blood. * Dean Malenko - He's weak!!! He's weak!!! Get him!!! Someone get him!!!! * Brimstone has blood coming from his mouth as he is trying to get to his feet. Thug and Vulcan, tackle him down, stomp and punch him. The crowd is cheering. Brimstone is trying to get away, and tosses Vulcan out of the ring, to the steel floor. He follows after him, but Thug jumps on his back and applies a sleeper. Brimstone turns around and rams Thug, repeatedly into the cage. He grinds the back of Thug against the cage, as Thug screams out. Brimstone takes Thug by his head and throws him into the glass of a chamber. Glass shatter all over the place as Vulcan chop blocks Brimstone. Brimstone falls to his knees and Vulcan hits Hard Punches to his head. A very, very bloody Thug climbs out of the broken glass, as Vulcan is climbing the cage. Brimstone is wobbly on his knees. Thug comes out, only to get grabbed by his throat and chokeslammed down to the steel floor. Brimstone falls backwards and falls through the last remaining chamber. Vulcan seeks the opportunity, jumps off and hits a 5-Star Frog Splash on Thug, on the steel floor. He hooks the leg for a pin: 1���.2���3!!!!!!!! Sanderson - THUG HAS BEEN ELIMINATED FROM THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER!! Dean Malenko - And now there are two. Irvin Fury - I can't watch this. * Brimstone is trying to get out of the broken glass, and he cut his arm very badly. Vulcan is trying to get up as he holds his stomach from that 5-Star Frog Splash. Vulcan gets up and kicks Brimstone in the ribs and kicks him in the face. Vulcan takes Brimstone by his long, stringy hair and rams him into the cage. Brimstone bounces off and falls back into the ring. Vulcan climbs back into the ring, and hits a Flying Heel Kick to Brimstone. Brimstone falls back and gets his arms tangled in the top two ropes. Vulcan exits the ring and grabs a piece of glass. Vulcan enters the ring and proceeds to slice Brimstone across his chest and arms. Brimstone is screaming in agonizing pain and is kicking Vulcan to get away from him. * Dean Malenko - My God!!! Vulcan is trying to dissect Brimstone!!! Irvin Fury - Maybe it was Brimstone's head that was in that box. Maybe it was Vulcan who was sending all the gifts. Dean Malenko - I doubt that. * Vulcan takes the glass and hold it high for the entire arena to see. Then he grabs the mask of Brimstone. Brimstone begins to shake violently and kick. Vulcan is about to cut the mask off of Brimstone, but Brimstone gets free, and kicks Vulcan in he gut. Brimstone kicks the glass out of Vulcan's hand and hits him in the back with his massive forearm. Vulcan begins to bleed from the mouth. Brimstone lifts Vulcan up and drops him on his head with a modified body slam, in which he calls, The Guiding Light. * Irvin Fury - That had to hurt. Vulcan was just dropped on his head. Dean Malenko - That has to be it. * Brimstone goes for the cover: 1��.2��Vulcan barely gets his shoulder up. Brimstone goes into a frenzy, picks up Vulcan and delivers Revelations. He pins him: 1����2���.3!!!!!!!! The bell rings as the Elimination Chamber is being raised. * Sanderson - VULCAN HAS BEEN ELIMINATED FROM THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER!! THE WINNER OF THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER AND NEWWWWWW JWA:EWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION���.BRIMSTONE!!!!!! Dean Malenko - He did it!!!! He did what he said he was going to do. Now JWA:EWA is in trouble!!! Irvin Fury - Brimstone's dark reign over JWA:EWA has now begun. I might want to work someplace else. * Al Powers is outside of the ring with a smug look on his face. He takes the belt from the time keepers table and throws it into the ring. Brimstone picks it up and raises it high into the air. Powers leaves the ringside area and disappears into the back. The Gangrel Theme plays as Brimstone holds the JWA:EWA World Heavyweight Championship belt high into the air, over the body of Vulcan. * Dean Malenko - We must give it up for all of the participants. This was a match for the ages. Irvin Fury - Dean. Dean Malenko - Yes, Fury. Irvin Fury - I'm scared. Dean Malenko - *silent*