DETOX
April 4
, 2004
TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
BATISTA
STEVE AUSTIN
RAVEN
BRIMSTONE
TOMMY POLO
Dean Malenko � This match is well worth the wait. The Ministry of Darkness and The Triple Threat for The Treacherous 2�s tag team title. I can�t wait. Irvin Fury � Settle boy. What the hell is this? * Two crew members bring folding chairs to Malenko and Fury. Then they pull out a table from under the ring and set it up for the two. * Irvin Fury � I deserve better than this. Dean Malenko � Be lucky you have something to sit on at all. Ladies and gentlemen, once we get word on the conditions of Xavier Xtreme and Reaper, we will pass that information down to you. Irvin Fury � AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You said DOWN!!! They fell down off the cell. Hehehe. Dean Malenko � You are one sick individual. Take it away Patrick. Irvin Fury � PISSY!!!! Patrick Lombard � Ladies and gentlemen��..the following contest is for the Tag Team Championship. Introducing first, the challengers, weighing in at a total combined weight of 672 pounds��..Brimstone and the HaRdCoRe ChAmPiOn, Raven����The Ministry of Darkness!!!!!!!!!! * The lights in the arena go completely out. The fans begin to scream and holler at the top of their lungs as spirits and ghosts begin to swoop through the air. Then the spirits disappear and there is complete silence. Then the Gangrel Theme begins to play, as people begin to wonder what is going on when the lights begin to flicker red and black. The crowd begins to riot a bit when there is a large explosion on the stage. There is a raging fire on stage when Brimstone and Raven emerges from the flame. Everyone looks on in amazement as they walk slowly down the ramp and enters the ring. Raven sits down in a corner as Brimstone stands in the center of the ring and raises both arms up very slowly and throw them down violently, causing the ring posts to explode in a hot, red flame. Brimstone stands motionless in the center of the ring, awaiting for the start of the match. * Patrick Lombard � And coming to the ring, weighing in at total combined weight of 872 pounds��.the World Heavyweight Champion, The Rattlesnake Steve Austin and the Tag Team Champions, The Treacherous 2��Tommy Polo and Batista!!!!!!!!!!! The referee will be Danny Davis. * The Triple Threat all come out to the stage to massive boo�s from the crowd. Polo comes out to the ring dressed like Raven and they all seem to suck it up and continue their march down to the ring. The sounds of Shoot Em Up by Cypress Hill is clearly in the air as Tommy Polo goes gung ho and slides into the ring to fight Brimstone and Raven. The bell rings as Austin and Batista slides into the ring and get the advantage on Brimstone and Raven. Austin and Polo whips Brimstone to the ropes and hits a double clothesline to him, sending him to the arena floor. Raven and Batista are going at it, with Batista getting whipped to the ropes by Raven, but Batista reverses and hits Raven with the STO. Batista drives his forearm into the face of Raven and stomps on him. Brimstone is being beaten down by Polo and Austin. Austin comes in with a chair and cracks Brimstone in the face with it. Brimstone drops to the ground as Austin takes the chair to his throat and chokes him. Polo is stomping on the legs of Brimstone. * Dean Malenko � This shear mayhem. This is not fair. Who put this match together? Irvin Fury � Well you know how the brain of Powers works. You just don�t know what you�ll get from him. * In the ring, Batista is controlling Raven and crushes him with a Spinebuster. Batista yells out and goes for The Demon Bomb, but Raven punches his way out of the move and Batista collapses. Raven is punching Batista in the head and rolls away. Polo turns around from outside the ring and slides into the ring. He jumps on Raven�s back and hits him with a Pumphandle Slam. Batista picks Raven up and places him on his shoulders. He runs and hits a Rolling Samoan Drop. Danny Davis is pushing Polo out of the ring to get a clearer look at who�s legal. * Irvin Fury � Danny Davis needs to clear the ring so we can get a closer look at The Triple Threat beat some behind. Dean Malenko � He just needs to get this in order, period. * Austin marches back over to his corner, leaving Brimstone a hobbled mess trying to climb his side of the apron. Batista has a Rear Chinlock with his knee in Raven�s back. Raven is struggling to escape the massive Batista and reaches out for Brimstone. Brimstone is reaching back out to Raven. Polo enters the ring and hits Brimstone off the apron. The crowd boo�s as he raises his arms and gloats. Austin laughs, but Raven trips Polo up with his leg. Batista picks up Raven as Danny Davis pushes Polo out of the ring. Batista forces Raven into a corner and destroys him with Shoulder Thrusts. Raven wobbles out of the corner and Batista crushes him with a Full Nelson Slam. Batista goes for the pin: 1����2����.Raven kicks out and reaches for Brimstone who is reaching out as well. Batista drags Raven over to the corner of The Triple Threat and tags in Austin. Austin comes into the ring and places Raven on the second rope and places his knee on the back of his neck and forces his leg down on his neck. Raven is gasping for air as Austin is applying lots of pressure. Austin takes Raven up to his feet, kicks him in the gut and tries for the Hang Over, but Raven pushes Austin away, but Batista reaches in the ring and holds Raven back by his hair. Austin runs and knee�s Raven down. Austin mudhole stomps Raven down, hits the ropes and drops several forearms across the throat of Raven. Raven is floundering around on the mat, as Austin tags in Polo. Polo jumps over the top rope and steps on Raven�s head, and taunts him by spreading his arms out. The crowd boo�s. * Dean Malenko � Polo is a sick egotistical bastard. Irvin Fury � All the tools for a fine champion. * Polo picks up Raven and drives his forearm into the back of Raven�s neck. Then he hops down and locks him in the Camel Clutch. Polo turns Raven towards Brimstone so he can taunt him. Brimstone enters the ring, but Danny Davis gets between him to stop him, and Batista enters the ring and they deliver a double backbreaker to Raven. Raven is down as Polo pins him. But Brimstone is still distracting Danny Davis and a pissed Polo gets up and turns Davis around and yells at him. Brimstone grabs Polo by his head and drops his throat across the top rope. Polo wobbles around the ring and Raven gets to his feet and hits a snapping Evenflow DDT out of no where. The crowd is loving it as Polo is face down on the mat. Raven is crawling and crawling to his corner and tags in Brimstone. The entire arena erupts into cheers as Brimstone cleans house of Austin and Batista as they try to enter. Raven falls down in his corner, exhausting and beaten. Batista goes flying out of the ring as Brimstone controls Austin and hits him with a Big Boot. Austin pops back up and Brimstone Military Presses him and dumps him over the top into the arms of Batista. They both hit the barricade. * Dean Malenko � Brimstone is cleaning house and making everyone know why he was robbed last month at eXplosion. Irvin Fury � I will agree, but he wasn�t robbed. Getting your hat handed to you is the nature of the business. Who ever this Holocaust guy is, sure has lit a fire under Brimstone. He�s a mad man. * Polo wanders to his feet as Brimstone is measuring him and grabs him by his throat and hits the Chokeslam From Hell. Brimstone goes for the pin: 1����2���..Batista grabs Davis out of the ring. Davis is yelling at Batista as Raven get to his feet and slides out of the ring. He gets a trash can from under the ring and throws it to Brimstone. As Polo is wobbly and trying to get to his feet, he turns around and Brimstone crushes the trash can over his head. Polo is on rubbery legs and Brimstone places the trash can over Polo and tags in Raven. Raven punches the trash can like a boxer and kicks Polo in the nuts. When Polo bends over, Raven hits him with another Evenflow DDT and Polo�s legs are straight up into the air. Raven knocks the trash can over and Polo rolls out of the trash can. Raven pins Polo: 1����..2���.Austin dives into the ring and misses with a forearm and hits Polo. Raven sends Austin out of the ring and rips the shirt right off of Polo. Brimstone enters the ring and does a Suicide Dive on Austin on the outside. Raven is standing over Polo with the ripped shirt in his hand and Polo low blows Raven from behind. Raven drops and Polo tags in Batista. * Dean Malenko � This match is on fire!!!! Lots of action. Irvin Fury � Yeah, I almost feel asleep during those Action Zone matches. Did you see how Xavier Xtreme and Reaper went to great lengths to put their bodies on the line. That�s why we don�t have a table rig���.. * Brimstone, Polo and Austin all fall on top of Irvin Fury, while they were fighting and knocks him out. * Dean Malenko � Thank you guys very much. I was sick of him mouth anyway. * Brimstone clotheslines Austin over the barricade and into the crowd. Polo grabs Fury�s chair and climbs the barricade after the two. They are fighting in the crowd and Polo whacks Brimstone in the back with the chair. Brimstone falls to his knees and Austin snatches a fans beer, drinks it and hits Brimstone in the head with the cup. Austin and Polo drag Brimstone up the stairs and they disappear into the hallway someplace. * Dean Malenko � This is what Extreme Zone is all about!!!! Just wild and craziness!!! I can�t keep up. * In the ring, Batista and Raven are battling it out and Raven hits the ropes and hits Batista low. Raven for the Evenflow but Batista back body drops Raven to the mat. Batista picks up Raven and Powerbombs him down to the mat. He goes for the pin: 1���..2���.Raven gets his shoulder up. Batista pushes Raven into a corner and devastates him with multiple clothesline shots and Raven crumbles to the mat. Batista drags Raven out of the corner and picks him up with a Doublehand Chokelift. Raven is not giving up and kicks Batista in his face. Raven falls against the ropes and Batista clotheslines him to the floor. * * In the hallway, Polo hits Brimstone in the head with a metal soda dispenser. Brimstone fires back with a thrust to his throat. Polo falls against the wall. Austin comes from behind and wraps a stuffed animal around the throat of Brimstone and jumps on his back. Brimstone swings around and the two go flying into the concession area. People scatter and yelling, running for their lives. Brimstone repeatedly slams Austin against the wall and Austin falls to the floor. Polo comes back with a Super Soaker and sprays Brimstone. Brimstone charges and Spears Polo back into the entrance hallway, next to the men�s restroom. Brimstone drags Polo into the restroom and does the 39 Fire Spin on the wet, pissy floor. * Dean Malenko � That was totally disgusting!!! * Austin rushes into the restroom and slams Brimstone�s head into the sink. A corner breaks off the sink and Brimstone gushes blood from his mouth. Austin rips the condom dispenser off the wall and bashes Brimstone over the head and hits him in the face. Polo gets up and rips a toilet seat from a toilet and chokes Brimstone with it. * * Back at ringside, Batista drops Raven throat first across the barricade and slides him back into the ring. Batista takes a chair from a fan in the first row and throws that back into the ring. Batista enters the ring and picks up the chair. He measures Raven and bashes the chair over Raven�s head. Raven is on the mat, bleeding and not moving. Batista looks out and starts yelling and screaming. He wedges the chair in a corner and launches Raven head first into the chair. Batista sits on the top rope, waiting for Raven to stand up. Raven is covered in blood and not moving. * * In the restroom, Polo and Austin launches Brimstone into all of the stalls and knocks over, destroying all of the walls that separate the stalls. Polo whips Brimstone into the wall and the lights go out in the restroom. * Polo � What the hell?! Turn the damn lights back on. Austin � What?! Voice � Someone said, turn the lights back on�.. * Then a white face lights up the darkness. The crowd who can see Detoxi-Vision recognizes the face���. * Austin and Polo � HOLY SH���!!!!!!! Dean Malenko � VULCAN IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!! * The next thing you hear is stuff breaking and watering being turned on, someone screaming and a loud thud. The lights turn back on and Austin is unconscious, laying on his face, covered in blood. There is no Vulcan to be found and Brimstone has Polo by his head and rams his face into the wall, leaving a bloody imprint of Polo�s face on the wall. Brimstone drags Polo out of the restroom, back into the crowd. He drags him over to a staging area, high above, in the seating area, but only about 15 feet above the next level down. Brimstone looks out at the crowd, grabs Polo by his throat and chokeslams him down off the stage, through some stacked table and chairs, to the floor below. * Crowd - HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! Dean Malenko � OH MY GOD!!!!!! Brimstone just eliminated Tommy Polo with a vengeance!!!! His woman beating days may have just been numbered!!! * Brimstone stands at the top, like a man that has conquered his foe. * * In the ring, Batista is still sitting on Raven, waiting for him to get up, when Vulcan slides down a ropes from the ceiling and kicks Batista in the head, knocking him off the turnbuckle. Batista gets up and looks out at Vulcan, who lands on the stage, above the ramp. When Batista turns around, Raven whacks him in the face with the chair, throws it down and hits The Cobain. Raven hooks the leg for the pin and the entire crowd counts: 1������.2������3!!!!!!! The entire arena explodes and the bell rings. Vulcan walks to the back and Brimstone makes his way, through the crowd and heads to the ring. * Patrick Lombard � THE WINNERS OF THE MATCH���AND NEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS���..RAVEN AND BRIMSTONE���THE MINISTRY OF DARKNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dean Malenko � THEY DID IT!!!!!! THEY DID IT!!!!!!!! They finally ended the 4 month reign of The Treacherous 2 as tag team champions. We have new champions and I would say getting these titles off them might be just as hard. Congratulations to Brimstone and Raven!!!!! * The Gangrel Theme is playing as the lights are flickering red and black. Brimstone makes it to the ring and is handed his tag team title belt. Raven puts his belt around his waist, jumps up on the corner and spreads his arms out to the fans. Brimstone lays the title at his feet, raises his arms up and throws them down violently to make the ring posts explode. Batista is trying to get up and Brimstone grabs him and hits Revelations on him for good measure and he rolls out of the ring to the floor. * Dean Malenko � What a way to end Detox!!!! What a way to usher in new tag team champions!!!!! But this battle between the two evils is just beginning and will get worse!!!! See you all at Extreme Zone XXV!!!! Voice of Ian Dawe � Don�t forget Action Zone!!!! * Detox ends with Brimstone and Raven celebrating their victory in the ring. *
