NO MERCY
August 8
, 2004
THE FIRST EVER JWA:EWA WOMEN'S MIRROR MATCH
GEMINI
vs.
SHORTY
* Mirrors are set up all over the ring and ringside area. A clock is up on No Mercy Vision and will countdown the action for 10 minutes. * Patrick Lombard � The following Divas contest is a 10 Minute Mirror Match. The object is smash as many mirrors as possible over your opponent�s head within the 10-minute time limit. The winner will have smashed more mirrors than their opponent to be declared the winner. Introducing first, hailing from Nashville, Tennessesse�����Gemini!!!!!!! * "Gemini" by Krazie Bone sounds off in the arena, as Gemini emerges from the backstage. She stands out on the ramp for a second as a few guys whistle at her. As she makes her way down to the ring, a single shot of pyro continously goes off right behind her, as if it's following her to the ring. She circles the ring, before stopping briefly as once again a few guys can be heard whistling at her. Finally Gemini climbs up the ring steps and into the ring. She looks at herself in the mirror like a true Diva. * Patrick Lombard � And her opponent, from the Depths of Hell and the future bride of Brimstone����.Dark Queen Shorty!!!!!!!! The referee will be William Malone. * The lights in the arena go out and then the images of Shorty can be seen within all of the mirrors. Gemini doesn�t know what to make of the mirrors, so she starts kicking them all. The sound of Shorty�s laughter can be heard then the lights come back on. Gemini is still looking around then, the servants that Brimstone talked about all march down to the ring in two lines. They all carry mirrors in hand. They all stop at the ring and then they all stack the mirrors up on each other. A beam of light comes from the mirror and Dark Queen Shorty emerges from the mirror and then jumps over the top rope and clotheslines Gemini. The bell rings and the clock starts to tick down. * Irvin Fury � That was some spooky shit. Dean Malenko � Tell me about it. * (10:00) Shorty is on top of Gemini bashing her head on the mat repeatedly. Then Shorty stands up and grabs a mirror, she cocks it back and Gemini hits her in the gut. Shorty bends over and Gemini hits a high knee. Gemini picks up the mirror and smashes it over the head of Shorty. * Patrick Lombard � The score is Gemini 1, Shorty 0. The time remaining 9:37. * Shorty is on all fours and trying to get up. Gemini kicks her in the face and pulls her to her feet by her chin. Gemini hits a forearm to the chest of Shorty and back her into a corner. Gemini measures Shorty by putting up a diamond symbol with her hands then hitting a back elbow. As Shorty bends over, Gemini kicks her in the nether regions, reaches over and smashes another mirror over her head. * Patrick Lombard � The score is Gemini 2, Shorty 0. The time remaining 8:45. Dean Malenko � Shorty is at a disadvantage now. She�s down by two mirrors and she doesn�t look to be in the best of shape. Irvin Fury � The Queen of Darkness will get back. You know she�s full of spunk. * Shorty has multiple scratches on her back and head and is trying to stand up. Gemini takes her by her head, runs against the ropes and tries a bulldog, but Shorty releases her and sends her back first into the glass shards. Gemini starts screaming in pain as her back is stuck in the glass. Shorty pulls a piece of glass out of her hair and then jabs it into the forehead of Gemini, cutting her open. Blood flows from her forehead. * Dean Malenko � Ah, Shorty is getting some payback for the mirror shots but it�s not going to get her any points. * Shorty picks up a mirror as Gemini is in shock of being cut open and shaking. When she looks up, Shorty blasts her over the head with the mirror. Gemini falls backward. * Patrick Lombard � The score is Gemini 2, Shorty 1. The time remaining 7:51. Irvin Fury � There�s the point you were looking for. Dean Malenko � Yeah, I think everyone seen it. * Gemini is on the mat, holding her head as blood is streaming down the side of her face and gets mixed into her blonde hair. Shorty picks her up and then smears the blood all around her face, kisses her then throws her over the top rope to the floor. Shorty exits the ring and grabs a chair from a fan. She hits Gemini in the head with it and then hits her in the back. Shorty sets the chair up, grabs a mirror, places the mirror on the seat of the chair then picks up Gemini. Shorty starts to taunt and then she body slams Gemini through the mirror and chair. Gemini is screaming in pain. Tears are coming out of her eyes. * Patrick Lombard � The score is Gemini 2, Shorty 2. The time remaining 6:30. Dean Malenko � Shorty is showing why Brimstone took to such a liking to her. Irvin Fury � I wonder how rough she gets in the sack. Dean Malenko � If she gets rough like this match, I don�t want to know. Irvin Fury � I�m optimistic about the idea of having Shorty brutalize me while making love. * Shorty laughs at Gemini and then rams her back into the apron. Gemini falls to her knees and Shorty kicks her to the side of the head with a roundhouse. Gemini is trying to crawl away and Shorty goes to pick her up, but Gemini pulls her and trips her face-first in the ring steps. Shorty is holding her mouth as Gemini takes the chair and hits Shorty several times with it. Gemini throws the chair into the ring and then goes under to pull out a table. Gemini slides the table into the ring and slowly rolls in. She places the table in the corner as a slope and then lays 4 mirrors against it. She goes to pick up Shorty from the outside by her hair, but Shorty drops down with a guillotine drop across the throat. Gemini is holding her throat and choking in the ring. Shorty climbs the corner and hits a dropkick to the chest of Gemini. Shorty grabs a mirror and hits Gemini over the head with it. * Patrick Lombard � The score is Gemini 2, Shorty 3. The time remaining 5:15. Irvin Fury � This is insane. I usually love violence, especially when I�m not involved but this is crazy. * Gemini is on all fours and looks to be crying. Shorty picks her up and tries to whip her into the table and mirrors that she had set up, but Gemini reverses it and hits a release spinebuster into the mirrors, but the table doesn�t break. Glass shatters everywhere. * Patrick Lombard � The score is Gemini 6, Shorty 3. The time remaining 4:52. Dean Malenko � That looked like a car wreck. Glass is everywhere. Irvin Fury � I feel sorry for the guys who wrestle in this ring after this match. * Shorty is stuck on the table, as she falls down, blood is smeared on the table. Gemini has glass shards in her face and she pulls the table out of the corner. She sets it up in the middle of the ring and pulls Shorty up and then hits a short arm clothesline to the table. Shorty is laying on the table and Gemini places 2 mirrors on her chest. Gemini climbs the corner and looks to be ready to do a moonsault. Her back is towards Shorty, who gets up from the table and leaves the mirrors on it. Gemini flips off the turnbuckle without looking and crashes onto the table, breaking the mirrors and bouncing to the mat. Gemini is holding her arms and stomach as glass cuts her everywhere. * Patrick Lombard � The score is Gemini 6, Shorty 5. The time remaining 3:50. Dean Malenko � Maximum carnage. Women shouldn�t be involved in matches like this. Irvin Fury � I don�t think tampons will help in this event. They�ll need a mattress to soak up the blood. Dean Malenko � Very nice thing to say. Irvin Fury � The least I can do. * Shorty is laughing and then coughs a little. Blood comes from her mouth as she approaches Gemini and then whips her into a corner. Shorty runs, does the handspring back elbow and then bulldogs Gemini into the glass. Shorty goes out of the ring and takes some mirrors from the servants who continue to stand along the side of the ramp. She slides the mirrors into the ring and then places one wedged, in the corner. She picks Gemini and then whips her but Gemini reverses and hits Shorty with a drop toe hold, sending Shorty�s face into the mirror. The glass breaks and Shorty is writhing in pain on the mat. Blood is pooling around her head. * Patrick Lombard � The score is Gemini 7, Shorty 5. The time remaining 3:06. Dean Malenko � This match as to be stopped. Irvin Fury � Too late now, it�s almost over. No compassion can be felt for these two. They are putting on fight like two grown grizzly bears over a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. * Gemini limps over to Shorty and tries to pick her up, but Shorty kicks her away. Gemini then takes one of the mirrors and approaches Shorty to hit her with it. Shorty rolls out of the ring and falls on the floor. Gemini drops the mirror on the back of Shorty and it does break. Shorty goes to pick up the mirror and Gemini does a springboard missile dropkick into the face of Shorty, shattering the glass and sending Shorty back over the barricade, onto some unsuspecting fans. * Patrick Lombard � The score is Gemini 8, Shorty 5. The time remaining 2:22. Irving Fury � Awesome move by Gemini to fool Shorty to pick up the mirror than drop kick her in the face while holding it. Just brilliant. Dean Malenko � I must say, that was a clever move for someone who has basically gone through hell in this match. Irvin Fury � You got that right. * The fans are grossed out by the amount of blood that Shorty is spilling on them and they jump for safety because Gemini rushes over and smashes another mirror over the back of Shorty. * Patrick Lombard � The score is Gemini 9, Shorty 5. The time remaining 1:57. * Gemini grabs Shorty and clotheslines her to a seat. Gemini jumps over the barricade and kicks Shorty in the chest, sending her over the seat. The fans scatter as Gemini picks Shorty up and launches her over the barricade. Gemini takes a small rest, as she�s lost lots of blood and is very winded. Gemini slowly climbs over the barricade and steps on Shorty�s head. Gemini rolls Shorty back into the ring and places a mirror in the corner. Then she drags Shorty over to the mirror and lays her face first on the mirror. Gemini tries to straight kick Shorty but misses, sending her leg through the mirror. * Patrick Lombard � The score is Gemini 9, Shorty 6. The time remaining 1:00. Dean Malenko � 1 minute remaining. Irvin Fury � Shorty is going to have to hurry if she wants to win. * Gemini turns around and Shorty kicks Gemini in the gut and hits a Stunner. Gemini falls and Shorty sets the table up. She grabs as many mirrors as possible and begins to stack them up on the table. She grabs 7 mirrors to be exact. She grabs Gemini and then slams her face into the corner of the table. She pukes up blood and Shorty slaps her. Shorty backs Gemini up into the corner and places her up on the turnbuckle. Shorty climbs up and gets ready to superplex Gemini, but Gemini hits Shorty in the ribs a few times then pushes Shorty from the top rope and through the glass and the table. Glass explode all over the ring. * Irvin Fury � SHORTY IS DEAD!!!! I JUST KNOW SHE�S DEAD!!!! Dean Malenko � This is a travesty. Patrick Lombard � The score is Gemini 16, Shorty 6. The time remaining :12. * Gemini collapses over the top rope, and hangs upside down by her leg from the top rope and passes out. Shorty is not moving as the time expires and the match is over. The bell rings. * Patrick Lombard � THE WINNER OF THE MIRROR MATCH WITH A SCORE OF 16 TO 6����..GEMINI!!!!!!!!!! * The EMTs rush down to the ring again to help both Shorty and Gemini, who are in obvious need of medical attention. Just as they are helping the two, the lights go out in the arena and then they start to flash red and black. The EMTs continue their work in trying to save Shorty and Gemini. Just as the EMTs rush Shorty towards the ramp���. Brimstone appears. He attacks all of the EMTs and throw them to the side. He pulls a very bloody Shorty from the stretcher and carries her up the ramp. The stages burst into flames and then he walks into the fire. The fire disappears and the lights return to normal. * Dean Malenko � Did you just see that? Brimstone just took his �bride to be� into the fire. Irvin Fury � I don�t think modern medicine can save her. He�s taking her home. * The other set of EMTs are rushing down the ramp to save Gemini. But Shane Diamond comes down and pushes everyone out of the way. He puts Gemini�s arm over his shoulder and tries to walk her up the ramp. The EMTs are telling Diamond that she needs medical help. He ignores their cries and continues up the ramp. Just when they get to the top of the ramp, Chronic comes from behind the curtain and tackles Diamond. The two are fighting on the stage and then Mary Jane comes from behind the curtain with a fluorescent light tube and breaks it over Gemini�s head. Gemini drops to the ground like a ton of bricks and then Mary Jane helps Chronic beat on Shane Diamond. Security rushes to the scene and pulls everyone apart. The EMTs help Gemini and rush her away. Mary Jane is put in handcuffs and is being lead away. * Irvin Fury � That�s what she gets. She�s not on the active talent roster to assault someone like that. She�s going to jail and she deserves it. Dean Malenko � No way!!! Shane Diamond kidnapped her a month or so ago and he didn�t get arrested. I don�t see the parity in this at all. Irvin Fury � There shouldn�t be any parity. That High Times Hooker, Mary Jane, took advantage of poor Gemini when she was down and out. Mary Jane needs jail time to reflect. * Chronic is going after the cops as they lead Mary Jane away and place her in the back of the squad car. The crowd begins to riot again at the seen of Mary Jane being lead away and Chronic rushes to his rental and follows closely behind. The ambulance with Gemini in it is speeding away from the building. * Dean Malenko � This has been a tragic day. First Goldberg is obliterated by Mastema and sent to the hospital, then Red Crush and Tony Lee fall from the steel cage and they go to the hospital. Now Mary Jane extracted revenge on Gemini and Shane Diamond and she goes to jail. Irvin Fury � No Mercy. That�s why it�s called No Mercy. Dean Malenko � Fans, we�ll be back after this promo for a returning superstar.
