JWA:EWA CLASSICS - Barbed Wire Hell

CELL THEARPY
MAY 30, 2004

THE FIRST EVER JWA:EWA BARBED WIRE HELL CAGE MATCH

RANDY ORTON
vs.
DOUBLE H

* After about a 20 minute ring set up delay, the main event is ready. *

Patrick Lombard � The following match is the main event, scheduled for one fall or submission and it is the first ever BARBED WIRE HELL CAGE, where everything in the ring is barbed wire, from the ropes to the turnbuckle. No one is safe. Introducing first, hailing from St. Louis, Missouri and weighing in at 245 pounds����Randy Orton!!!!!!!

* The Evolution Theme begins to play and everyone in the arena stands up to get a glimpse of The Diamond in the Rough, The Shooting Star, The Legend Killer, Randy Orton. He comes out onto the stage and stops. The fans boo him as he arrogantly makes his way down the ramp and takes a long hard look at the mess Double H has set up into. He climbs in through the tiny door that has been created and gently enters the ring. He slowly raises his arms up into the air for everyone to see him then he waits for Double H to come out. *

Patrick Lombard � And his opponent, hailing from Parts Unknown and weighing in at 225 pounds, a former World Heavyweight Champion���..Double H the Hardcore Hitman!!!!!!!!!!! The referee will be William Malone.

* Adrenaline by Gavin Rossdale begins to play and Double H storms from the back and enters the cell. Before he gets a chance to enter, Randy Orton stomps on his head and the bell rings. Orton is stomping on HH and picks him up. He tries to whip HH into the wire, but HH reverses and then Orton reverses and then HH reverses and Orton stops and turns around and HH is running at him, Orton back body drops HH into the wire cage. The back of HH is ripped open and parts of his tights are ripped as well. *

Dean Malenko � That has to be so satisfying for Orton to draw first blood.

Irvin Fury � I would be satisfied as well, since Double H has been betting the best of Orton in all out of ring altercations.

* Orton is laughing as he picks up HH and he hits him with a European Uppercut. HH almost falls against the wire ropes and he holds onto Orton. Orton hits a knee to the gut and hip tosses HH back into the center of the ring. HH is getting up and Orton scores with a well placed dropkick to the face. Orton jumps up and starts taunting. He walks over to HH and punches him in the face repeatedly. Orton picks up HH and throws him into the corner. HH screams out as his back has been ripped by the wire once again. Orton rakes the back of HH and dropkicks him in the back, sending him chest first into the wire rope. Orton flips HH out of the ring into the wire cage. Orton carefully slides out of the ring and maliciously rakes HH�s face across the wire cage. Orton goes under the ring and finds a tool box. He pulls out a sheet of sand paper and scrapes the back of HH. *

Irvin Fury � Ohhh, that had to hurt. Sandpaper to a bleeding back.

Dean Malenko � I�m expecting worse since these two hate each other so much.

* Orton takes the sandpaper and grinds it into the face of HH. Orton is smiling while he�s mutilating HH. Orton slams the head of HH into the apron and roughly rolls him back into the ring and the back of HH is cut by the wire rope. Orton slowly and carefully re-enters the ring. He approaches HH who hits a few punches to Orton�s stomach. Orton retaliates with a hard shot to the back with his forearm. HH is at Orton�s feet, trying to pull himself up. Orton suplexes HH and holds onto it, then suplexes him again and then does it again. Orton pops up and places his foot on HH�s chest for a pin: 1���..HH kicks out. Orton picks up HH and hits another European Uppercut. HH wobbles back and as Orton charges, HH grabs him and drops him throat first across the top rope. Orton is holding his throat and gagging as HH rolls him up in a small package: 1����..2����..Orton escapes. A hideously bloodied HH picks up Orton and throws him into the wire ropes, tearing open his back. Before Orton can fall down, HH charges and clotheslines him with force over the top wire rope and into the wire cage. The arms and shoulders of Orton are ripped open and he�s bleeding badly. HH pulls Orton up and shoves him into the wire cage. Then he takes him by his head and repeatedly rams the back of his head into the wire cage. Then he flips him into the ring. HH goes for a pin: 1�����..2�����Orton gets his shoulder up.

Irvin Fury � These guys are trying to kill each other.

* HH picks up Orton and goes for a bearhug. Orton punches HH in the head and elbows his way out. Orton runs and tries for the RKO, but HH trips him and he goes throat first across the middle rope. HH runs and jumps on his back. Orton is rolling around on the mat, clutching his throat with his tongue hanging out. *

Dean Malenko � Orton could be decapitated if he keeps landing on those wire ropes like that.

Irvin Fury � And I don�t think Double H wouldn�t mind if he did lose his head in this match.

* HH picks up Orton and delivers a Piledriver. He goes for the pin: 1��������.2�������.Orton gets his shoulder up. HH climbs onto the back of Orton and applies the Lazy (camel clutch). He is pulling back on Orton�s head and blood is creeping up through the neck of Orton. HH is popping Orton in the throat trying to draw more blood or to open the neck of Orton up. Orton is trying to push up with HH on his back to escape the hold. HH jumps up and sits on the back of Orton. HH then locks on the STF. *

Dean Malenko � The scary thing about this is that Orton can not touch the ropes due to them being razor wire. He could cut his fingers off if he grips the ropes.

Irvin Fury � That would hurt.

* HH has the STF cinched in and is wrenching on the leg and head of Orton. Orton is trying to do a push up, but the brutality of the match and the weight is too much. He then falls back on his chest and looks to be about to tap. He has his arm up and looks to be about to tap, but instead he rocks over and now he has HH on his back. He elbows back into the ribs of HH and he releases the hold. HH�s back is leaving blood stains on the mat. HH gets up and tries to put Orton in a headlock, but Orton reverses and hits a Belly to Back Suplex. Both men are down on the mat and not moving. *

Dean Malenko � This is shear madness and it has to stop soon. I don�t think this is wrestling any longer. This is a fight to the death. A legal cock fight.

Irvin Fury � My money is with Orton then. What�s the Vegas Line on this match anyway?

* Orton is breathing heavy as HH is getting up. He crawls over to Orton and pins him: 1����..2����..Orton kicks out. HH gets to his feet and drags Orton over to a corner. He sits him up, while he�s still sitting on the mat and drop kicks him in the chest. Orton is holding both his back and chest. HH is holding his arm up as in a victory. The crowd cheers as he slowly exits the ring and pulls out a sledgehammer from under it. He slides back into the ring his tights get caught on the wire. Orton slowly gets up and picks up the sledgehammer. HH is trying to pull it away from him. Orton gets control and hits HH in the side of the knee with the sledgehammer. HH screams out as Orton stumbles around from the blood loss. Orton cocks back and strikes HH in the leg again with the sledgehammer. Orton drops the sledgehammer and pulls HH out from the wire. His tights tear and his entire leg is exposed, but it�s black and blue from the sledgehammer shots. Orton takes the injured leg of HH and locks him in the figure four leg lock. HH is screaming in pain and pulling on the shirt of Malone. Orton, numb from blood loss, grabs the wire rope for leverage to apply my pressure on the move. HH is screaming and tears are washing the blood off his face. Orton is tugging hard on the wire ropes at the same time, HH is digging deep to try to reverse the figure four. HH is trying to rock and reverse the move. After several attempts, he reverses it but Orton releases and stumbles to his feet. HH is holding his leg and his skin is turning pale from the blood loss as well. Orton picks up HH and kicks his leg from under him again. Orton picks up HH and places him on his shoulder and hits a Shoulder Breaker, he goes for the pin: 1����..2����HH kicks out. *

Dean Malenko � Those sledgehammer shots caused the tide to change in this match.

Irvin Fury � Double H brought the weapon into the ring and it was used against him. Things like that happen. It�s like loading a gun with the bullets backwards. You�re bound to shoot yourself.

* Orton slowly picks up HH and knees him in the chest. HH can�t stand with the injured leg. Orton helps him to his feet then slaps HH. HH goes crazy and jumps on Orton and repeatedly bashes him head against the mat. HH gingerly gets to his feet and throws Orton into the wire cage. Orton falls back and HH pins him: 1����.2����.Orton kicks out. *

Dean Malenko � Look at the ring, it�s completely covered in blood.

Irvin Fury � Look at the cage their fighting in. I don�t blame the mat for looking the way it does. It�s disgusting.

* HH is trying to gather something from within to beat the pain in his leg. He limps to pick up Orton, and he hits him in the back with a forearm. HH tries to send Orton into the corner, but Orton stops short and HH slowly limps over to him and slaps his chest then pushes him into the barbed wire corner. Orton is screaming and HH reverses positions and slingshots Orton into the barbed wire corner. The face of Orton slams into the corner and is a bloody mess. HH limps over and hits a Rotten Tequila on Orton for a pin: 1�����2����Orton barely gets his arm up. HH is getting frustrated and is favoring his leg a lot. He picks up Orton and punches him in the face repeatedly then he spits in his face. *

Irvin Fury � Ah. Disrespect.

* Orton is wobbling around and HH kicks Orton in the gut and goes for the Hardcore Drop, but Orton reverses it into a Northlights Suplex into a Bridge: 1������.2�������HH escapes. Both men are rolling around trying to get up. Orton stumbles backward against the wire rope, but it doesn�t effect him as he is almost numb from the blood loss. HH gets to his feet and dives at Orton, sending both men out of the ring and against the wire cage. HH has Orton�s head and rams it into the cage, then grinds it. Orton is squealing like a pig and looks to be crying. HH needs the ring to get help him stand up. He stomps on Orton and rolls him back into the ring. HH is trying to get into the ring and falls onto his back. He has a blink less stare, straight up into the lights. Orton is staggering around and falls on top of HH: 1�������.2�������..HH moves to escape. *

Dean Malenko � Both of these men are hurt and maybe dying in that cell.

Irvin Fury � That�s what they wanted and that�s what they�ll get. Near death experience.

* Orton is slow to get up and he falls out of the ring. HH is still staring up at the lights. Orton crawls back into the ring and he has something in his hand. It�s a small black bag and he opens it up to spill thumb tacks and nails all over the mat. Orton picks up HH and out of no where, HH hits the Polo (downward spiral) to Orton into the thumb tacks. He goes for the pin: 1�����..2������Orton gets his shoulder up at the last second. HH rolls off and tries to get to his feet. He goes for the sharpshooter, but Orton reverses it into a small package: 1���������2������HH escapes. Both men are slow to get up and Orton gets to his feet first. As HH is bending over to get up, Orton runs and hits the RKO on HH. The crowd is shocked as Orton goes for the pin: 1�����..2�����HH gets his shoulder up. The arena is cheering and yelling. Orton picks up HH and locks him in Overdrive and drives his face down into the mat. He goes for the pin: 1�������..2�����..HH escapes. The crowd is going crazy. HH is trying to get pumped up. Orton is punching him in the head and face but it has no effect. HH kicks Orton in the gut and hits the Hardcore Drop and goes for the pin: 1������..2������Orton gets his shoulder up. HH is out of it now. *

Dean Malenko � These two are giving it their all.

Irvin Fury � Their all is their lives. That last burst by Double H may have spelled doom for him in this match.

* With HH on the mat and Orton out, Malone begins his count out���. *

Malone � 1���������.2��������������3��������������.4��������������5������������..6�����������.7���������

* Orton begins to get up at the same time HH does. HH creates distance from Orton then charges him. Orton ducks a clothesline attempt then catches HH with a clothesline of his own. HH staggers back and Orton runs and hits the RKO into the thumb tacks. He quickly covers HH for the pin: 1������..2�������.3!!!!!!!! The bell rings. *

Irvin Fury � YES!!! YES!!!! I KNEW IT!!!

Patrick Lombard � THE WINNER OF THE MATCH����.RANDY ORTON!!!!!!!!!

Dean Malenko � Congratulations to Randy Orton on that hard fought victory. He desired it.

Irvin Fury � Now that�s a history lesson to be taught. Don�t mess with Randy Orton. Didn�t he call it Malenko? Didn�t he say exactly what was going to happen?

Dean Malenko � Leave me out of this. The man won, and he should be happy.

Irvin Fury � Neither one should be happy after what they went through. And a title wasn�t even on the line.

* The cage is being lifted above the ring as both men are bleeding profusely in the ring, both laying in tacks. Double H is face down and Orton is laying on his back. EMTs rush into the ring to tend to both men. *

Dean Malenko � This has been a wild night. We�ve seen the ring explode. We�ve seen the Booker take control.

Irvin Fury � We�ve seen two women beat the living hell out of each other with weapons for our shear enjoyment. We�ve seen new alliances form and old ones stay alive.

Dean Malenko � We�ve seen Vegito blown up in a casket by Brimstone and The Rattlesnake is once again the #1 Contender to the World Title.

Irvin Fury � I must say, it has been a wild night. Only the way JWA:EWA can bring you.

Dean Malenko � I guess that�s why it�s Cell Therapy. After tonight�s events, most guys are going to go crazy.

Irvin Fury � Just like me�����.LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

Dean Malenko � See you next week fans.

* end transmission. *

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