Today had a fun start an 'eh' middle and a fun end. I woke up and rewatched the Jerk while Betsy slept somemore. Movie ends, Betsy wakes up, she goes home, I get dressed.

Me, my brother, and Ryan decide our plans for the day. Ryan calls home and hears some upsetting news about his ex-girlfriend and friend. Another example of why relationships suck and why they are bullshit and why they are a big fing waste of time. . . I'll stop that now because I, never actually having a *real* relationship wouldn't really know. Thats just my theory I've formed as an outsider.

We leave the house and set off to Teco. Who knew the Naples mall was an hour away? I saw Nate (vomit) and pretended not to. They skated and I watched. It was fun.

Off to the outlets. . .
Next we went to Miromar outlets. I got a cute shirt that I don't have to wear a bra with. Surprisingly it is still very supportive and that makes me very happy. As I've said a million times, clothes are way to restraining. As soon as grow up and get my own house there will be a ban on clothing, until then I will have to deal. But thats besides the point.

We walked around but didn't really go in the other stores we couldn't concentrate on anything except for the fact that we had been up since 10 (it was already 5) and not eaten anything.

We drove not really knowing where we were going (dejah-vous) and ended up at Wendy's. We all ate and my brother ended the meal by smashing a quarter into the bottom of the salt shaker. Whats supposed to happen: the quarter gets stuck and the next person to use the salt has a nice surprise. What did happen: the quarter moved, the salt went everywhere, we ran like hell.

Back at home. . .
Later, me and Betsy drive to Emily's. We get our eyebrows wax. The wax drips, "oh shit" says cute little Emilys mom. We all laugh instead of freaking out. My eye is stuck shut, she gets it off, all is well.

We get back to my house and I get in trouble for fuckup Brady. My mom believes me and once again all is well. Emily, Betsy, and I drive around trying to figure out what to do. The whole time we're thinking "what should we do" I'm thinking "call _____".I actually would of eventhough I'm chicken shit but asshole me left Emily's cellphone at Betsy's. I didn't know that Emily knew his number, pffh, yes I'm an asshole. So we went and ate dinner, it was great, half the school was there, that wasn't great. I ate a lot. "Hello my name is hef and I'm going to the beach tomorrow. In a bathing suit you ask? Why yes, as a matter of fact a rather small bathing suit. . . watch out."

That was pretty much my whole day.

Accomplishments. . . .
I was supposed to do two things today, call one cute boy and meet another cute boy. Did either thing happen? Pfffh no. Kind of upsetting yes but thats okay because I'm listening to U2-in a little while. . .anyone want to makeout?