Today was great.
I love crabs. I love the picking apart of the crabs. I love the crab meat. . .
I had a huge crabfeast at my house today. Therefore my day was great.
And for all you floridians that think eating crabs consists of going to one of your crap restaurants and getting your king crab legs that are already picked apart for you sitting nicely in position next to a little dish of butter, then you don't know shit. And I feel very sorry you because you are deeply deprived.
The real way to eat crabs. . .
If you feel deprived and would like to experience this follow these simple instructions: 1. Go to Maryland and order about 50 blue crabs. 2. Bring them home in the nice little paper bags provided. 3. Open the bags and cook them (yes they are still alive. "woah!" I know.). 4. Cover tables in newspaper. 5. Dump all of them onto the table. 5. Dig in! woo! All you need for this is some old bay to sprinkle on, a wooden hammer, and claw cutters.