Mr. Hefner
Lyrics & Music by Jay von Mohr (Copyright-2001)
I see Bunnies dancin� in my head
Beauty, Love & Happiness will always rule the land
Vacation lifestyle is the plan
It ain�t too difficult to see�.
I wanna be like
Mr. Hefner�
Spend my life makin� love to the beautiful girls
Hugh M. Hefner�
Make ya feel so heavenly like you�re on top of the world
Mr. Hefner�
Always surrounded by the most beautiful girls in the world
Mr. Hefner�
Ooo can�t you see�
You need to adopt me!
I see beauty all around, shiny tan skin in the sun
And everybody wants to be your friend
This Shangri-La in Bunnytown,
Takes my smile & spreads it all around
You can see heaven from where I stand
It�s so damn easy to see�
I wanna be like
Mr. Hefner�
Spend my time makin� love to the calendar girls
Hugh M. Hefner�
Make ya feel so fabulous like you�re on top of the world
Mr. Hefner�
Always surrounded by the most beautiful girls in the world
Mr. Hefner�
Ooo can�t you see�
You need to adopt me�
It�s the fate of true genius
To field the pain for what you believe
Some say you�re evil, infamous�
I don�t care what those hypocrites see�
I gotta be like
Mr. Hefner�
Spend my life makin� love to the beautiful girls
Hugh M. Hefner�
Make ya feel so heavenly like you�re on top of the world
Mr. Hefner�
Always surrounded by the most beautiful calendar girls
Mr. Hefner�
Ooo it�s so easy to see�
I wanna be with
Miss September
Seasons are changin� but I�m still in love with you girl
Miss October
Halloween is scarier when you�re not here in my world
Miss November
It�s colder outside but I�m warm in here with you girl
Miss December
Ooo like a gift wrapped under the tree
Hef�
You need to adopt me!!!!
Baby
Lyrics & Music by Jay von Mohr (Copyright-2001)
This wretched feelin�
It�s starting to grow
Comes without warning
No signs it will go
I tried to hide it from you
But it�s starting to show
I need to break this cycle
& Push my feelin� below
Baby there�s just somethin� you need to know�
Baby, you�re in my heart & my soul
Girl don�t you know?
Lady, you light up the hard to reach holes
Of my darkened heart
Baby, you make me seem in control
When I fall apart
Baby�
The evil things I�m sayin�
It isn�t me at all
It�s just this wretched feelin�
It�s taking control
& Now you think you�re leavin�
But where you gonna go?
I need your special healin���
Baby there�s just one thing you got to know�
Baby, you are my heart & my soul
Why don�t you know?
Lady, you fill in with love all these holes
In my broken heart
Baby, I�d sell the Devil my soul
To bring you to life
Baby�
My life without you
Was a cold & lonely place
I never felt special, I never felt worthy
Before you I never felt good enough, No��.
You found me in the bathroom
My bloods on every wall
To end this wretched feelin�
I drained it for you all
& Now I sit here floating
A memory that�s raw
I need your black magic healin�
Every time you read these words I wrote you will know�..
Baby, you�re in my heart & my soul
Girl don�t you know
Lady, you light up the hard to reach holes
Of my darkened heart
Baby, you make me seem in control
When I fall apart
Baby�
Baby, you are my heart & my soul
Why don�t you know?
Lady, you fill in with love all these holes
In my broken heart
Baby, I�d sell the Devil my soul
To bring you to life
Baby�