Capcom vs. SNK Millenium Destruction Saga: Part Four

M.Bison: Huhhh...Why did i let myself team up with you.
Geese: Because when villians team up they got a better chance of succeding yet...they still don't.
Balrog: Thats because i was'nt part of the team.
Vega: Neither was i.
Raiden: Nor me.
Cammy: Why was'nt i in the team sir.
Billy Kane: I can beat them up good.
Yamazaki: I could have cut there throats.
Iori: You could have won if i'd of helped.
Akuma: I could have made you guys win for sure.
Sagat: We have a better chance of succeding if we work together.
Rolento: I agree my men are strong but we still need help.
Wolf Gang Crauser: Remember me i'm the one who nearly killed Terry Bogard.
Mr.Big: I'm bald, The chicks dig me i'm in.
MFP: It is decided you 14 are the fellowship.
Raiden: What the ***** up with MFP? Who keep's hiring this piece of ****?
MFP: Well thats the last time i make a cameo *Everyone applaudes*
Billy: Well then whats the plan?
Raiden: WE  EAT FRIED CHICKEN!
Geese: Why do i keep hiring you.
Raiden: Becouse i'm cute.
Geese: Okay you're scaring me.

Meanwhile the heroes celebrate victory...

Terry: A toast to Rock for coming in the nik of time.
Gang: Cheers.
Terry: A toast to Andy for coming in the nik of time.
Gang: Cheers.
Terry: A toast to Ryu for being strong.
Gang: Cheers.
Terry: A toast to Ken for cutting his hair.
Gang: Cheers?
Terry: A toast to Chun-Li for kicking fast.
Gang: Cheers?
Terry: A toast to Kyo for waving his finger on fire.
Gang: cheers?
Terry: A toast to Dan for wearing pink
Gang: cheers?
Terry: A toast to Joe for having a shiny butt.
Gang: cheers?
Terry: A toast to Guile for only saying rice barrel.
Gang: cheers?
Terry: A toast to Mai for having big...*faints*
Mai: Big whats?
Terry: *wakes up momentaraly and whispers to Mai's ear*
Mai: Why thank you.
Joe: Whuhu *Moons everyone in the room*
Dan: *Joins Joe*
Chun-Li: Dan's butt ain't a shiny as Joe's.
Mai: I agree.
Ryu: Thats it we've all had to much whisky.
Terry: *wakes up again* Theres no such thing as to much whisky.
Andy: Come on baby let's leave this dump and go to my place.
Mai: Okay! ^_^ (Andy's drunk enough that he actually loves me yes)
Guile: *plants a camera in Andy hair* Rice Barrel! ^_^
Ken: Eliza let's go home and really party.
Eliza: We should have more of these party's.
Mai: I agree good bye.
Joe: *pulls his pants up* Come on Chicks let's go to my place and PARTY, Joe Higashi Style.
Dan: *pulls his pants up* Can i come with you.
Joe: Come on this is the oppurtunity of a life time for me. I rarely get one chick but three! Sorry man.
Dan: Okay. *sniff* Huh *sees Chun-Li* Hey you wanna go to my place?
Chun-Li: *being as drunk as she is accepts*
Kyo: Well what are we suppose to do?
Rock: I don't know about you guys but i'm gonna find myself some Babes.
Kyo: Well i'm gonna go celabrate with Yuki.
Ryu: It's just you and me.
Terry: I'm going with Rock.
Ryu: I'm all alone huhh...wait i'm coming with you guys.
Rock, Terry and Ryu get in Terry's brand new car.
Rock: Ahh Terry arent you too drunk to drive?
Terry: All of us are drunk but i'm the one with the most experience.
Rock: Oh yeah.

Meanwhile...

Geese: Okay we begin invadin southtown tommorow. Rolento and Bison move you're men out.
Rolento: Yes sir.
M.Bison: This time we shall succed move out men.
Geese: Here Balrog you're pay for the job.
Balrog: I GOT PAID!
Geese: Remember you are to beat up Rock and bring him to me.
Balrog: Yes sir! uhhh...i got paid.
Geese: We shall get Rock back to us don't worry.
Kain: You best not fail me dear brother-in-law.
Geese: I won't by tommorow southtown will be ares for the taking.

TO BE CONTINUED...