Capcom vs. SNK: Millenium Destruction Saga: Part Two 

In a base far of the Eastern Coast the evil lurking in the shadows receives a message of God Rugal's destruction.

???: Are plan has failed.
???: Yes i know...send you're troops to capture them. Begin Phase II.
???: Okay men capture Ryu,Ken,Chun-Li,Kyo,Terry and Mai.
General: But master what about Dan,Joe and Guile?
???: There useless to us. Attack them and leave them on the floor. Remember bring them back alive.
Helicopters leave the base off to capture the champions of the tournament.

Meanwhile back at southtown...

Ryu: Well good bye Kyo i have never fought someone as strong as you next time we meet i'll be stronger and i shall win.
Kyo: I look forward to that fight.
Mai: Hey Chun-Li wan't to go shopping with me?
Chun-Li: Are you sure you have enough money to go shopping?
Mai: Don't worry my boyfriend has more than enough money to lend me.
Chun-Li: Well...OKAY!
Terry: *Overhears mai and Chun-Li* Well i better go warn Andy good bye Ken I hope we can battle again soon.
Ken: Next time we battle i'll win.
Dan: Good bye Joe *sniff* you're the best taunt partner/mooner/best friend i ever had.*sniff*
Joe: Good bye *sniff* Dan *sniff* Wait i got an idea why don't we be roomates.
Dan: Roomates? OKAY!
*big gust of wind*
Ryu: Whats that.
Dan: It' a bird.
Joe: It' a plane
Guile: Rice Barrel.
Mai: A huge credit card.
Terry: A helicopter.
*tranquilizer shots aimed at our heroes*
Ryu: uhh...*falls to the floor*
Ken: Ryu...uhh *falls to the floor*
Chun-Li: Hey Ryu Kennnn...*falls to the floor*
Mai: Huh Chun...Li...*falls to the floor*
Terry: Ahh...power...gey...ser...*falls to the floor*
Kyo: TERRY...Ahhhhhh...uhh...*falls to floor*
Dan: Hey Joe Mai's on the floor out cold let's take this oppurtunity to...kiss...her...all...over...uhh...
Joe: You little Bastards ahh *moons the soldiers in the copter* Uhhh *Tranquilizer dart get him in his butt* Ahh my butts asleep...*pulls dart out of his butt* wake up...uhhh...*falls on Dan's face butt first*
Guile: Rice...barrel...*falls on front on top of Mai* RICE BARREL...^_^...z_z
General: Take Ryu,Ken,Chun-Li,Kyo,Terry and Mai into the chopper.
Soldier: General, Guile is ontop of Mai. 
General: Then lift him up.
Guile: :(
Chopper leaves...

Dan: *Wakes up* huh... ahh attack of the butt.*pushes Joe of of him.
Joe: Huh... what happend?
Dan: I'm not to sure... but I think the bunny's attacked.
Joe: Huh...Not the bunny's.
Dan: Yes the bunny's.
Guile: *wakes up* uhh...rice barrel...
Dan: Hey Guile what happend?
Guile: Rice Barrel rice rice barrel barrel rice bareel *start to cry*
Dan: Oh no.
Joe: What.
Dan: So it's true.
Joe: What.
Dan: The bunny's did attack and they took the gang we must save them. Are you with us Guile?
Guile: Rice Barrel.
Mistic Fairy person: So it is decided you three are the fellowship.
Dan: This sounds like something out of 3-hour fantasy/adventure movie thats critacly acclaimed and a box office smash.
Joe: *moons the MFP*
MFP: *faints*
Joe: *pulls his pants up* So Dan were do we go?
Dan: To a base far of the Eastern Coast.
Joe: How are you sow sure.
Dan: I read the script.
Joe: Oh was there any part about me and Mai falling in love and getting maried?
Dan: No
Joe: Damn.
Guile: Rice Barrel.

So the journey to save Ryu,Ken,Chun-Li,Kyo,Terry and Mai has begun. What evil lurks in the shadows? What should are heroes eat for supper? Perhaps that a question best left for the chef.
Chef Guile: Rice Barrel.

TO BE CONTINUED...