Capcom vs SNK: The Return Of Orochi

Dan: What happend?
Andy: Terry punced Yamazaki's balls.
Dan: Oh...I don't think I wanted to hear that.
Ralf: Yamazaki has balls?
everybody: *hits themselves in the face with the car*
Announcer: O...kay, oh ahem, Yamazaki was defeated with on mighty blow to the um...balls. Anyway, Now that Yamazaki's out of the way it's time for the gang to head towards Krauser Castle and defeat the evil that is Orochi.

EPISODE VI: JOURNEY TO KRAUSER CASTLE PART 1

Ralf: I still cant get over it, Yamazaki has balls.
Heidern: You fucking asshole, every man has balls, unless they remove them with a sex change operation, ewww.
Mai: Balls are nothing see. *takes off her dress*
Joe: O_O Coooooll!
Andy: (Oh I cant belive im not atracted to her, oh well now the only reason to date her is gone)
Ralf: HOT MAMA!
Terry: 95 bottles of whisky in my mouth 95 bottles of whisky, you drink when the you get drunk, 96 bottles of whisky in my mouth.
Ryu: Stop that already.
Terry: Bitch.
Dan: Stop it you two.
Heidern: We must stop at the milatary base to pick up Leona.
Dan: Got it.

20 MINUTES LATER...

*car pulls over to the milatary base*
Heidern: Leona my darling. *turns over Leona* O_O AHH!
Sagat: Daddy.
Clark: It's all Ralf's fault for shooting her in the eye.
Whip: *get's up from the floor* Ugh.
Heidern: >_> *pulls out his gun and shoots Whip*
Whip: AHH.
Sagat: Dammit daddy.
Heidern: Im not youre daddy.
Sagat: Shit, you can never con an army man, so long bastards.
Heidern: ?_? Okay.
Leona: DADDY! Over here.
Heidern: DARLING! ^_^ *bang* O_O X_X
Leona: Thats for killing Whip twice.
Whip: Im alright.
Leona: SHUT UP! *shoots Whip*
Clark: Stop killing Whip.
Leona: Okay.
Heidern: NEVER!
Ralf: I'll take youre hat. *takes Heiderns hat*
Heidern: *starts to cry* Mommy I want my hat. MWUA!
Ralf: Here you go you big baby. *gives Heidern his hat*
Heidern: *puts his hat on and suck his thumb*
Dan: o_O
Joe: That was weird.
Ryu: Kyo's getting weaker we gotta get to the hospital already.
Dan: Okay, come on guys get in.

MEANWHILE AT KRAUSER CASTLE...

Orochi: You have failed me Yamazaki.
Yamazaki: *wraping a bandage around his balls* He almost busted my balls what the hell do you want from me?
Orochi: I don't care about you're fucking balls.
Yamazaki: You fucking dick head!
Orochi: >_> You dare insult Orochi. You shall die. *dashes towards Yamazaki* Prepare to die. *grabs his head and rips it off* Pafetic bastard.

LATER AT OSAKA HOSPITAL...

Doctor: Well well you manage to get two friends in the hospital in one day.
Ryu: Well it's not my fault.
Doctor: Of coarse.
Ryu: Oh how is Ken doing.
Doctor: Well a while after you left Ken fell into a coma again.
Ryu: Is he out of it?
Doctor: Well yes only a few minutes ago he regainde conchioseness.
Ryu: Good can we see him.
Doctor: We?
Ryu: Yeah *points behind him*
Doctor: How many of the people in the lobby are visiting?
Ryu: All of them.
Doctor: You all came here in one car?
Ryu: Yeah.
Doctor: How the fuck did you do that.
Ryu: Ask JVGG.
JVGG: Don't ask.
Doctor: Okay, right this way.
Ken: Hi guys.
Everybody: HI!
Ken: Hey you guys came in one car?
Ryu: Don't ask.
Dan: How are you Ken?
Ken: Fine, as a matter of fact I think you im good enough to help you guys and fight that bastard Orochi, he will pay for what he did.
Ryu: Doc, can he come with us.
Doctor: Actually he can, his injurys were minor. Only a slight concusion, he'll be fine. Youll have to sign a realese form and pay a 4,500 yen fee.
Ryu: WHAT THE FUCK! Are you crazy!
Ken: Sorry. Bout this doc, HADOUKEN! *breaks down the wall* Be seing you.
Doctor: Were on the 7th floor.
Ken: Damn, oh well. Takes his sheets and parashutes down* So long bastards.
Dan: Hehe, >_> <_< Bye. *runs away*
Ken: Hurry guys get in.
*everybody gets in the car*
Ken: Here we go. *accelerates* Shit!
Ralf: Wow, this is faster than a tank!
Heidern: Damn you.
Ken: Say Dan, where you get the limo.
Dan: Wait, I dont have a limo. Dammit you took the wrong car.
Ken: Oops.
Terry: Oh well it least we ain't cramed like a pack of saurdines.
Andy: *sitting in bettween the door and Mai* Easy for you to say.
Joe: *sitting next to Mai, looks up and notice a sunroof, he opens the sun roof* Cool. *looks down at Mai* Nice view from up here. O_O (oooohh so big.)
Andy: Why do I have to sit next to Mai.
Joe: Are you an imbecil, how could you not fall for Mai, she super babe.
Andy: I dont know.
Joe: And you Terry, how can you don't go on a date with Blue Mary?
Terry: You know what happend to my last girlfriends. I dont want it to happen again.
Joe: Okay, okay.
Ken: So where do we go?
Ryu: Krauser Castle.
Ken: Got it.
Annnouncer: Are heroes are on their way to Krauser Castle what will happen when they get there? Will it be the end of the adventure, of the begging of another adventure?

PREVIEW OF NEXT EPISODE:

Announcer: Are heroes are on there way to Krauser Castle when they meet up with some old friends, and prepare for battle with Orochi. Will the story end here? Or those Orochi, have a trick up his sleeve.
NEXT EPISODE: JOURNEY TO KRAUSER CASTLE PART 2