Capcom vs SNK: The Return Of Orochi

Orochi Soldier: ugh ugh...FRAHH! *sharp claws appear on its hands* Prepare to die foolish warrior. *charges at Ryu*
Ryu: *try to dodge the attack but gets cut near the eye* Ugh...shit. *blood starts to drip*
Orochi Soldier: FRAHH! *charges at Ryu*
Kyo: Ryu watch out. *pushes Ryu out of the way* Ugh...*gets stabed by the Orochi Soldiers claws*
Ryu: KYO!
Announcer: Last time on "Capcom vs SNK: The Return Of Orochi" Kyo was injured by the Orochi Soldier and is laying weak on the ground, will Kyo survive?

EPISODE III: RYU VS THE OROCHI SOLDIERS

Orochi Soldier: *laughs a laugh similair to Vega's laugh* You weaklings are no match for me.
Ryu: *about to shed a tear for Kyo*
Kyo: *in a weak voice* Ryu...go on leave here ill fight them. *coughs out blood*
Ryu: No Kyo stay there ill fight them.
Kyo: Good luck.
Orochi Soldier: Are you ready to die?
Ryu: Huh...weak lines equal weak fighters.
Orochi Soldier: Urgh...youll pay for that remark. *charges at Ryu*
Ryu: *turns around to dodge the attack then strikes a blow to the neck*
Orochi Soldier V: *crack* Ahh...*falls to the floor*
Ryu: That was too easy...*turns around and sees aton of Orochi Soldiers each with distinct looks* what the...
Orochi Soldier B: You cant stop me.
Ryu: *notices boxing gloves on OS-B* Why are you here?
OS-B: Cause I got paid!
Ryu: I knew it, Balrog, *stares at the OR-V which lies on the floor* Vega.
OS-Z: Prepare to surrender to the OWF!
Ryu: OWF?
OS-Z: Orochi Wrestling Fedaration!
Ryu: *hits his head* Pefetic.
OS-BK: I am OS-BK, Prepare to die mate.
Ryu: Orochi Soldier Burger King?
OS-BK: Fuck you mate, youll pay for that.
OS-G: You cannot, escape from death.
Ryu: Sheesh what is this bad line-athon.
OS-VD: I will get on my butt,im gonna go up river, and I am going to kick...a excuse butt what you name?
Ryu: Ryu.
OS-VD: Oh...I am going to kick Ryu's ass so hart, that the next Ryu vanna-ve is gonna fell it. Know who wants to go with Orochi...and who want to go with me!
Ryu: *sighs* Shinku Hadouken!
OS-VD: at least it's vetter then Double Team. AHHHH! *blows*
OS's: Thank you!
Ryu: Youre welcome now were we...oh yes this is were I beat you guys up, right.
OS's: Yeah.
Ryu: SHINKU...HADOUKEN!
OS's: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryu: Kyo are you okay?
Kyo: Ive been stabbed and im bleeding alot, do you think im okay?
Ryu: Well are you.
Kyo: Damn.
Dan: *exits the building and sees Kyo injured* Hey what the fuck happend here?
Kyo: The bunny's attacked.
Dan: OH NO!
Kyo: Pafetic...okay it was actually Orochi's goons.
Dan: Orochi's goose?
Terry: *exits the building while hearing Dan say goose* Huh...GEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSEEEE!!!
Ryu: Terry, have you had any whisky today?
Terry: Yep!
Ryu: Shit.
Dan: We gotta get Kyo to a hospital and fast.
Anouncer: Will Ryu, Dan and Terry be able to get to the hospital in time? Will Kyo survive? find out next time on the Return Of Orochi.

PREVIEW OF NEXT EPISODE:

Announcer: On the way to the hospital Ryu and the gang meet up with Andy and Mai, but are attacked by Yamazaki and an army of Orochi Soldiers.
NEXT EPISODE: YAMAZAKI'S ASSAULT