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| Q & A Blonde Jokes Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down. Q: How do you change a blonde's mind? A: Blow in her ear. Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence? A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear. Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it. Q: A Blonde going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat? A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row. Q: How do you amuse a blonde? A: Write "please turn over" on the both sides of a piece of paper. Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday. Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don't. The're born that way. Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off in a cliff. Q: Why do blondes like lightning? A: They think someone is taking their picture. Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is off? A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. Q: What did a blonde say when she looked into a box of cheerios? A: "Oh, look! Donut seeds!" Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut in six or twelve pieces. A: Six please, I could never eat twelve pieces. Q: How do you keep a blonde busy all day? A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner. Q: Why are there no brunette jokes? A: Beacuse blonde would have to think them up. |
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