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| Men Are Like.......... Placemats - They only show up when there's food on the table; Mascara - They usually run at the first sign of emotion; Bike Helmets - They are good in emergencies but usually just look silly; Government Bonds - They take too long to mature; Copiers - You need them in reproduction but that's about it; Lava Lamps - Fun to look at it but not all that bright; Bank Accounts - Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest; High Heels - They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it; Curling Irons - They're always hot and always in your hair; Mini Skirts - If you're not careful they'll creep up your legs; Handguns - keep one around long enough and you gonna want to shoot it. |
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