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| How to Handle a Speeding Ticket A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's licence? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner's card of this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: That's right. But come to think of it I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's a gun in the glove box? Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk. Officer: There's a body in the trunk? Driver: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation. Captain: Sir, can I see your licence? Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid. Captain: Who's car is this? Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card. The driver owned the car. Captain: Could you slowly open the glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it? Driver: Yes sir, but there's no gun in it . Sure enough there was nothing in the glove box. Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it. Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened. No body. Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you did not have a licence, you stole the car, had a gun in the glove box and that there's a dead body in the trunk. Driver: Yeah. I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding too. |
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