3 old men were sitting and talking...
The 80-year old said "the best thing that could happen to me would just to be able to have a good pee. I stand there for 20 minutes and it dribbles and hurts.
The 85-year old said "the best thing that would happen to me is if I could have a good bowel movement. I take every kind of laxative I can get my hands on and it's still a problem."
Then the 90-year old said "That's not my problem. Every morning at 6:00 sharp I have a good long pee. At 6:30 sharp I have a great bowel movement. The best thing that could happen to me would be if I could wake up before 7:00 am." |
