1. One armed, one legged Hotel Clerks are a bad omen
2. Having to distribute your own menus and pour your own water in a restaurant is also a bad omen. Giving the server dark looks as they ignore you only seals your fate.
3. The phrase, �but it�s a dry heat�, is commonly said only by people who have had their brains baked, over the years, by �a dry heat�
4. The only thing that is slower than Bison in Yellowstone National Park is the traffic watching them
5. The smelling of a thermal pool oddly reminds one of a gym locker room. Or Henry�s room.
6. Montana believes that one sign saying �ROAD WORK NEXT 1,000,000 Miles� is a get-out-of-telling-you anything free card.
7. Idaho wants to follow in Montana�s footsteps
8. It is customary for insects in Wyoming and Montana to throw themselves at out-of-state minivans, especially if they are larger a crow.
9. Montana state highways are a Darwillian attempt at reducing the number of vacationers.
10. A relaxing vacation isn�t
(printed magazine/newspaper)
