Jamie Cavanagh: December 29th 1998 - May 14th 2004
542
If you clicked on this page to see demonstrations on how we do grill runs or what our average drive thru times are well press "back" now.
I decided to create this page to make up for the death of the Stamfordham Road McDonalds site. In 4 years of working at McDonalds Stamfordham Road I've heard or seen so much "goings" on that you could run a soap opera to rival EastEnders. Being honest I absolutely detest working here and the only reason I've stayed as long as I have, is the many laughs I've had and because most the staff are mint.
Here's some of my most memorable moments of working at 542:
-Lee Thornton and John Watts trashing Leanne Hall's car after a night out which led to both their sackings
-Justen finally attacking Glassy after months of slagging each other off
-The early days when John Eagleson, Graham Richardson and Ginger Steve Carr were on the closes because there was never a dull moment
-James Thorns' cheeky comments to everyone apart from a select few which included me, he wasn't the quickest kid but he could call people worse than shit
-Me being "The Daddy"
-The games of footie we used to have after the weekend closes until some idiot resident complained of too much noise at 3am every week
-Again me being a rebel and no showing on New Years Day 2002 because I was slagging my heart out - Quality!!
Here's some of the not so good moments:
-All the bitching that happens at Mac's, it's still going strong to this present day, sometimes people deserve it but there's a lot of immature bitching where people start taking sides and I can't be arsed with that
-Saturday night closes for 3 years
-Laura Pott: Not many people that work there will know her but she was the most annoying, fat, stuck up cunt I've ever met. Thank god now she's finished after having a kid when she was 17.
-The amount of slags that I've worked with. Bevis and Dave know what I'm talking about, right lads?
Here's some ways I think we could make the store more exciting and better to work at:
-Bigger pay rises
-Me becoming Store Manager
-Wrestling style entrance music when people start work
-A heated crew room
-Scrap annoying time cards and the bun lay system
-To introduce a system where we have a weekly random sacking to keep the crew on their toes
-To have an underground fighting organization underneath the stockroom called Fight Club where the crew can fight each other to settle disputes, for training purposes or for money bets
542 LOOKALIKES
Just to spruce this area of the site up a bit, I've searched the world for famous lookalikes of my fellow workers. Some are spitting doubles while others have been thrown in for a laugh. So enjoy and I hope no-one takes offence to these pics.
Also if you can think of any other lookalikes in the store and wanna see them on this page then leave a message in my guestbook, or email me or summat so I can get it sorted for you,
Cheers Jamie.
Cool, laid back and definitely ALL THAT!! - it's gotta be the T man: Tom Cuthbert
Avril Lavigne or Joanne Dixon? You decide!!
Before Dan moved up in the world to McDonalds 542, he had a decent role in the well known EastEnders soap. His highlight? Well it had to be all the snogging with "moonface" Sonya. Uurrgh!!
Flanny celebrating another stunning goal for his beloved Man.Utd
Andy Brown doesn't look anything like him but he's got dark hair and wears glasses, so that'll be enough to make him Stamfordham Roads' very own Harry Potter
Before Martin worked at Macs he was former Liverpool goalkeeper Sander Westerveld
He's back!! Tony has rejoined Macs after taking a few years off to film a very well known teen horror trilogy
Steve Turner: this could be you in 10 years time!!
Here's Chris Healy warming up for the pool competition with a 11 set match at the Crucible for the World Championship of snooker
Looking cool with shaven head and bulging muscles it's Store Manager Vin Armstrong
Justen relaxing on one of his many breaks
What did good old Jean do before coming to work at Macs? Reports suggest she toured the country entertaining as one half of a famous old comedy duo
Sorry no photo here but still how similar is Princess Zelda to our very own Gemma Flannigan?
Here's Ben Forster in his heyday playing for Aston Villa, before the lure of booze and women finished him off
Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Da Inspector "Brucey"!!
Ever wonder where June got all her annoying little comments from? Well, she hosts The Weakest Link and is better known as Anne Robinson
He's got the tan and the voice, ladies and gents it's our very own Les O'Connor!!
Michael might get some flack off the ladies at work but if they knew about his secret life as Hidayet Turkoglu, he would be in high demand. All that clumsy action that we see in kitchen is just Michael practising for the next NBA game with the San Antonio Spurs.
Take away the blonde hair and I think we have 542's very own John Moulding here. Similar voice too.
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