"You give it away yourself George, you look at the man before you go for the ball." Referee extrordinaire Ken to George on a Tuesday Night.
"Theo Lucius is evil" Steve Box, during a Pro Evo tournament.
"I think they had better take me to the slaughter house, my best days are behind me." Steve Knight after the loss to Mighty Tackle.
"Number 8, come in, your time is up." Simon Fowler to Steve Knight during a friendly match.
"Live8 starts tomorrow with a predicted TV audience of 5.5 billion" The Daily Star, Saturday 2nd of July. (population of Earth - 6.5 billion)
"Keep it up lads, your playing well."
"No we're not, we're fucking shit!"
Steve Knight followed by Luke Donovan at half time vs. Mutts Nuts.
"The way I see it, if they're both fat and ugly then it doesn't matter if the girl is only 12."
George Weekes at the Malta Inn after the Mutts Nuts clash.
"John's in France working at the moment."
"Working? (raises eyebrow) What has he been head hunted to test sofas for the french DFS?"
Jim Box and then Jason "Shakespeare Domehead Dave Bessant" Cates talking about 'Tos keeper Juan Box.
"God, I need to start taking steroids. My arms are so small"
George Weekes at Broadstairs beach with Steve Box and Simon Fowler.
"I love the beach, look at this totty. Why would you want a girlfriend when there's birds like this knocking around?"
Again, George Weekes at the beach.
"If you are paralysed, what's the point in having a fiddle down below? You might as well just hit it with a fucking sledgehammer!"
Simon Fowler to Steve Box and George Weekes at Broadstairs
"That forward was massive and well strong. I tried to kick him and take him out but it didn't work."
George Weekes after the loss to Micks MOTs
"I think next time if we rough it up and kick 'em a bit we'll win".
George Weekes after the draw with Mike Reed
"Eurgh nah, I aint putting dickie up the chuffta!"
Chard Sands at the Wagon after having been accused of being a bit of a Fromage Frais.
"There was me the other day, sitting in a meeting, thinking about whether ball bags hitting your chin really hurt?"
George Weekes at the Pub after the win against Five Bellies
"Is that the rain coming down outside?"
No, It's going up"
First the Maltese Marvel and then the response by Simon Fowler
"I see you've got my favourite golfer on your back there. I wonder if that Sergio Garcia ever will win a major?"
The maltese marvel referring to Steve Box's Luis Garcia shirt.
"Is that a bottle of brandy on your desk?"
"Aye, it's to keep me warm. Brandeeooh! Brandeeooh! Juvo, Juvo!"
The maltese marvel responds to Simon Fowler's enquiry.
"Steve's got enough money in his loose change bit to pay off 3rd world debt... Not my debt, just 3rd world debt."
Moneybags himself Juan Box after finding �13 quid in change in the side of the chairman's car door.
