The Quote List!!!
So with any large group gathering, or road trip, it's tridition to make a quote list. This was no exception. Thanks to Tigger, a quote list was made from the weekends events. Thanks Tigger for typing this up, and letting me use it!
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In order of where I found the notebooks, context is included if I know it: Jackie (beginning of the dinner): I need a mind meld (hands held up like a mind merge) Jackie: I know PVC is here but I can't find him. Beth (stage whisper): Did you try the bar? Richard Landsberg: If we did a road movie [IE road trip movie in Britain] we could do it in real time. PVC (when told how to shrink a t-shirt): "I don't do laundry." David (WJ, I presume): Why tempt fate? Unattributed: I have an appalling sense of balance. James Wilson after getting hit by a balloon: Get the new boy. Jason HE (on James W): All the good actors never turned up, so we had to make do with him. (Tigger's note: I don't say 'em, I just report 'em.) Viv on people in a one bedroom flat: It was like Jamestown (?) bodies everywhere. PVC (to Jackie on being asked to be a celeb at a another table): Who do you want me to be, Toya? When seeing the Power Rangers folder I was using to tote my stuff to be autographed around in: PVC: Power Rangers? This is the wrong place. Beth (squeaking): They don't make TP folders! PVC (on presents during the presentation): What is it? Oh, it's some straw. PVC (after presen.): You're all mad. Absolutely barking. Elizabeth Adare (after presen): As Carol... As Sammie said. I'm still in the 70's. James Wilson: You have to pick Jackie up, Dave. [Prowse] David Prowse: In 1976 I got a call from George Lucas and he said I saw you as Coppin in the Tomorrow People and I want you to play Darth Vader.... actually, it's not true [ it was Clockwork Orange] Phillip Gilbert: Well, the teeth still remain. Phillip Gilbert while PVC brings in a big bouquet for Jackie: Oh, there he is-- I thought he was sabotaging the lavatories like in the old days." Jackie: What we need is someone to [???] bring the cake to the front. Someone: Coppin! Sammie: Peter? Is that you? Peter? I can hear Peter! Jackie: I know you bought nearly all the tickets because you want the head. Nick Young (on random raffle prizes from MVC): She's a true Tomorrow People fan, she doesn't want this rubbish. Anna S: You're a good actor. PVC: No, I'm just a good mimic. PVC on Andrew: Whoa that's me! They cloned me! PVC: Got get me some beers now, I've lost the plot. Anna: I was trying to track you down [while in grad school in Britain] PVC: All you had to do was yell out your window, "Where's Peter Vaughn Clark?" and you would have found me. Better yet, go to the market and you would see me saying fish or oysters, fish or oysters. [Guy in tux says good night to straggling folks in the lobby] [Someone]: Who was that? Beth: Some random person who didn't realize we were with the other party! PVC [on the RoJ head]: I didn't nick it, they gave it to me. No, wait, I did nick it. On tours (of Teddington). Colin: Why can't we just jaunt? PVC: We're telepaths we don't need mobiles. Kristin: Jackie can you hear me? Beth: Can you hear me now? Good. *smacks self on hand as she realizes she just mad the quote list* Ana: Jackie slow down. Kristin: Don't hit the people, think of the forms we'd have to fill out! Ana (when PVC et al. had beat the rest of the convoy to Teddington Studios): How did they get here before us? Did they jaunt the whole car? I thought he didn't have any jaunting belts! Wendy: Stop and do a Chinese fire drill at a red light to change cars. Kristin: If he jaunts off again, I'm going to get very, very cheesed off. Ana: Can you hear us Jackie? Let's link. Kristin: We should've done a mind merge before we left so everyone knows where we're going. Kristin (when we were really lost and Jackie pulled over to use the phone): She's calling PVC. That's cheating. Ana: Oh, good, Colin's come to the rescue. (This was before we realized he was bad at directions.) Scott G.: Now we're on video we can't walk [something like prevent? I can't read my own handwriting!], we gotta stand here like monsters. Beth: You've just been quote listed. Wendy: Bet you didn't know that was a verb. Kristin: What kind of verb is that, an action verb? Wendy: No it's a state of being. Wendy: I've never had fish and chips before... I'm not to sure how to approach this. Beth and Kristin in unison: With a fork and knife. Scott G (to PVC, on the head-in-a-box): When you die, if any of your other body parts are available... Beth: TPDIS members seem to always get lost whenever we get together. PVC (on the weather): This is gorgeous, look at all the gray! PVC (on costume heads left lying around the Thames studios): If you leave your Bungles head lying around someone's going to put it on. New person says he's young, but he's got a point. (Sad thing is, I wrote that one and I'm not sure what's going on in it) Kristin: All around the doozlem pin, the TP chased Elmer. Elmer thought it was all in fun, pop goes the doozlem pin! (Sung to Pop Goes the Weasel) Jackie: I need more champagne. PVC (on Dave Prowse's attendance): Zmmmm. Zmmmmm.
Pass the Salt, Peter!