One day ima gonna holiday to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna two piss onna plate. You sonna ma bitch. I don�t even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch!
Later I go to eat at he bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch.
So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. Call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tella me to go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed you sonna ma bitch.
I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say; ��peace on you��. I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch..i gonna back to italy. |
