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Surveys

the first one was done on the 3/12/99 so it might not be all that acurate.

.....this one has 100 questions.

ok fine linds   you win
i'm gonna do the stOOpid long survey   HAPPY ???

1. Name & Nicknames: Chris and all other shit too.
2. Birthdate: 28 June 81
3. Location: on the puter
4. School: LOL   school
5. Hobbies: doing stuff
6. Color Eyes: Blue
7. Height: 5'11 (and a half, im almost 6 foot now)
8. Shoe Size: ummmmm i really dunno
9. Favorite Color: black (coz it means sleep)
10. Favorite Song: yeah that one that goes boomp and bamp and is really
funky and catchy
11. Favorite books: ones that have lots of pictures.
12. Favorite Vacation Spot: vacatoin ???   i aint no yankie boy
13. Absolute One Best Friend: me !!!
14: Best Friend of the Opposite Sex: (me) hehe   nah sarah
15: Boyfriend or Girlfriend? sarah
16: Crush:just some girl
17: Things you like in the opposite sex? a twot
18: When was the last time you kissed someone: like today, actually its
1:12am so no one yet....oh wait, i just kissed myself, there you go (hehe i
really did too, but dont ask where)
19: Most romantic thing a person has ever said to you: lets fuck.
20: Funniest or most desperate thing you've done to get the
attention of someone of the opposite sex? umm i dunno, i just go with the
flow baby.
21. Best Friends: me, sarah, kim, LINDSAPOOP, the group who are my mates at
my old school, the reffs.
22: Best quality in a friend: they like to stuff round
23: A Memory you have of you and a bunch of friends: the validictory dinner
for year 12 this year   hehe   it kicks ass, coz everyone was drunk.
24: Scariest Thing that's ever happened to you: (i was like 5 or 6) dad took
out the lightglobe for the light next to my bed and i saw these two little
things sticking out. i got a BIG shock when i touched them, but i aint dead
from it. hmmmmm    scary thing happend just then, the puter is now making
really weird squelly noices. GRRR !!!
25: Favorite Computer Font: Garamond (wow im a quater way threw the
questions and its only taken me 20 mins)
26: Favorite Food: ice cream and NACHOES oh and sugar
27: Favorite Place to Eat: petrol station
28: Food you Hate: ummm vegemite and anything bitter. salt sux too, but
its ok sometimes.
29: Weirdest food that you like: lychies
30: Dumbest thing you've ever done: just one thing ??? hmmmm lemmie see. i
was in year 7 and there was this bin holder thinging and i was sitting on it
and then i fell in, hehe. but then i got stuck and it took like 5 mins to
get me out, and i cut up all my back gettin out too : (
31: The One Person that knows the MOST about you: kim
32: Favorite Movie(s): shawshank redemption
33: Last Movie You Saw: mickey blue eyes in the theatre but on tv, ummm i
think it was „jurassic park or somethg
34: Here's the scenario - Any person curled up on a couch
with you watching any movie. Who would it be and what movie?: with sarah
watching empire records
35: Nicest Thing Someone's Done for You: its kinda personal.
36: Best Advice Ever Given to You?: dont do anything stupid and if you do,
well use a condom. (said by mum, hehe)
37: Favorite Quote #1: "I declare a holiday, fall asleep, drift away". -
Thom Yorke (radiohead)
38: Favorite Quote #2: "A true friend stabs you in the front"
39: One thing you wish you could tell the whole world: I NEED TP FOR MY
BUNGHOLE !!!
40: One thing you hope you do before you die: have a kid
41: Thing you want to be remembered for: an amazing musician
42: How many pets? 1 doggie, his name is Jackson
43: Favorite Music Group: Radiohead
44: Favorite Animal: kangaroo's arent that spweshal linds. my fav is a
doggie, my doggie
45: Favorite Holiday: christmas
46: Favorite Season: Summer
47: Favorite Summer Activity: beach or pool
48: Favorite Winter Activity: waiting for summer

49: What you wanna be when you grow up: i am grown up...but i wanna be a
famous for making really good music
50: Funniest Person you Know: one of my mates, chris rodgers
51: Favorite Conversation Topic: music
52: Favorite Sport: basketball
53: Favorite Magazines: surfy
54: Favorite Toothpaste: i dunno, one that works maybe
55: Favorite Gum: the ones that my teeth are in (in other words MY GUMS, or
sarahs are good, her teeth are so cute)
56: Favorite Candy: im not much into lollies now days. does chocolate count
???
57: Favorite Store: JB HI FI (Cheap CDs)
58: Favorite Thing to Wear to School: my Vans shoes, my pants that are grey
but not uniform, a normal T not the crummy shirts they want and my black
jumper not their crummy red one. oh and WHITE sox not grey.
59: Favorite Thing to Sleep In: My bed
60: Biggest Fear: still doing this survey in 10 years
61: Favorite Joke/Pick-up line: lets do it like they do on the discovery
channel
62: Favorite Girl's name: Kuranda
63: Favorite Guy's Name: (you put hehe as a boys name ? you freak) i like
Joey for a boy
67: Thing You're Picked on Most About: how i always look like i've been
smoking sumin.
69: Favorite Words: Kuranda Mercury, TP Bunghole, Joey Drexler.
70: Thing you Say Waaaaay Sooooo Too Much: "poop" in beavis voice. i'll
just go round saying it for no reason
71: Favorite ice-cream Flavor: vanilla with lychie juice in it.
72: Favorite Soda: Dr.Peeper
73: Link to your favorite Website: my one, hehe.
www.geocities.com/deepgarden
GO THERE NOW !!!   (i know you want to
but you cant say yes)
74: One Place you want to go to (you've never been there):
the moon
75: Time & Date: Friday 3rd of Dec 2:05am
76: What did you do or what are your plans today: i gotta reff later in the
afternoon. i might go to a nightclub later in the night i dunno. i kinda
broke though.
77. You're chewing what gum? nun. gum sux most of the time.
78: What college do you want to go to: i already went to Croydon Secondary
College.
79: Person you Admire most: Kim
80: Thing you most regret: i dunno   not being in bed right now.
81: Number of Pairs of shoes you own: ummmm lemmie think..........like 3 i
think. actually   more like 5.....and if you count the old ones i havent
chucked out yet well i think we're looking at 8 or 9.....plus the ones i
flog off dad....its about 10.
82: Favorite piece of jewelry: the silver chain sarah gots me

83: Your Theme song(s): bittersweet symphony by the Verve....or the bulldogs
footy club song, hehe, yup das the one. GO DOGGIES !!!
84: If you were a nailpolish what color would you be and
why: WHAT THE FUCK !?!
85: If a movie was made about your life what would it be
called? Chris Hoffman's amazing life in retrospective.
86: Color of your bedroom: kinda   brown and white....not too pretty at all.
i share a room with my brother if you didnt know already.
88: Last time you showered: god why did you have to ask on the day i didnt
shower at all ???
89: Last phone number you called: prolly sarah....yup it was sarahs.
90: Last thing you had to drink:you need pills lindsa ??? thats not good.
what you need em for.    well i had a drink of like apple plum and
blackberry schwepps fizzy stuff. really nice and its like purpley pink
kinda. funky stuff.
91: What's the weather like: bloody hot.....its been REALLY hot the last few
days getting over 35.
92: Last Book you Read by Choice: the book im getting for dad for christmas
its called Top Ten of Everything 1999.
93: Last show you watched on TV: ummmm    beavis and butthead, lol   i mean
what else could it be ???   hehe
94: Where is your computer: Laundry Room ??? you are a real weirdo girl.
this puter is in the kitchen/living area.
95: what are you wearing right now?: boxer shorts and normal shorts and the
chain sarah gave me......thats it....oh yeah and heaps of insects which is
shitting me.
96: Silliest Thing You've said: "poop"
97: Favorite Smiley Face:     : )
98: Last word you said: i dunno but i was argueing with my brother coz i
said sumin like "superb" to myself and he thought i was talking to him and i
walked out the room and he yelled out "What ?" and i didnt come back or say
anything so he followed me out, hehe, and demanded i tell him what i
said.....so i went "Superb, dumbass".
99: Thing you actually want to be doing right now: sleeping
100: How glad are you that this is over: really fuckin happy coz now i can
go to sleep
SEE LINDS I DID IT ALL      you HAPPY ???

next survey was done on the 18th of June year 2000. it was done for lindsay and her friend trish, and sometimes i'd be like responding to what they say and it wont make ANY sense probably.

.......to Lindsa and Trisha.

1. What time is it? 12:34, the middle of the day one.
2. What name appears on your birth certificate?: Christopher Dustin Hoffman
3. Nicknames?: Hoffie is the most common. although people always seem to
have nicknames for me.
4. Parent's names?: wes, helen (like WHOOPIE)
5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake?: 2
candles....one with a "1" and one with an "8"
6. Date that you regularly blow them out?: June 28
7. Pets?: Doggie named Makin....(technically its Jackson)
8. Height?: 5'11 (and a half, 6'0 with shoes on, YAY)
9. Eye color?: blue
10. Hair Color?: blonde.
11. Piercings?: eww yucky, im too woosie for that. and its just not me.
12. Tattoos?: pah, i've got some pretty cool scars though.
13. How much do you love your job?: i dont really have one. i have this
place where i get money for blowing whistles....FUN
14. Birthplace?: Ummm, some hospital in Melbourne (the city, not the
kitty.....oooo i should be a poet)
15. Home town?: Melbourne
16. Current Residence?: you know it linds. but trisha, PAH.
17. Had the drink Calypso Breeze?: ummm, what?
18. Been in love before?: ummmm, i dunno.
19. Been to Africa?: Nah
20. Been toilet-papering?: heh heh, TP for your bunghole.
21. Been drunk?: *rolles eyes*. no im a good lil boy, hehe.
23. Loved somebody so much it made you cry?: ummmm, as cheesy as it
sounds...well, i dunno. im not going there.
24.Been in a car crash?: yeah a couple of times
26. 2 doors or 4 (on a car)?: 4 doors
27. Sprite or 7 Up?: 7 up dont excist here anymore i think.
28. Coffee or Coffee Ice cream?: coffee
29. Blanket or Stuffed Animal?: a blanky
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE?
30. Toy you own?: my guitars
31. Salad Dressing?: who dresses up in salad?
32. Color of socks?: ummm, white.
33. Number?: 55, 505, 6.
34. Why?: well i like writing 55 and i had to have an email number so i
chose "Chris505". i put the 0 in coz its more funky i reckon. and 6, well
i always played good in sports when i wore 6.
35. Place to be kissed?: haha sweet i love kissing on the forehead and on
eyelids, hehe, its sooo cute, and usually thats where my mouth goes on
girls, they are so short, hehe. ummm yeah when im being kissed, umm, i
like, i dunno, surprise me, hehe. slow pashes are really sweet.
36. Movie?: ummmm, shawshank redemption.
37. Quote from a movie?: "fuck you asshole". - arnie from the origional
terminater, he says it sooo damn funny.
38. Favorite Holiday?: hehe, what's with your fasination with aussieland?.
its a cool thing but there are a lot of asshole here that i know (i spose
its like that anywhere you go to). ummm i like queensland for a holiday, on
the sunshine coast (thats still in australia, coz australia kicks ass,
HAHA).
39. Foods?: ice cream, ummmm, more ice cream and a little more of that ice
cream......hmmmmmm    peters origional.
40. Day of the Week?: ummmm, i dunno. they can all suck or be good as much
as each other.
41. Band and Song at the moment?: ummmmm, something for kate (an aussie
band), and the song "the astronaut". download it on mp3, its really sweet
: )      i'm also in Ben Folds Five right now and i reckon "dont change your
plans" is also the sweetest song. and counting crows are great as is gomez
and travis.
42. TV show?: hehe, Tom Green (that guy is sooo damn funny), beavis and
butthead, daria, the panel, NBA finals on espn.
46. Toothpaste?: one that works....and what happend to questions 43, 44 and
45?.
47. Restaurant?: ummmm    leboneese and chineese, and indian. mmmmmmmm.
48. Flower?: ummmm, dafodils are funky.
49. Least Favorite Subject? HAHAHA, school.
50. Alcoholic Drink?: Bundi Rum, Kahlua.
51. Sport to Watch?: NBA or aussie footy.
52. Type of Ice?: ummm, cold. yeah cold ice is hella good.
53. Zoo Exhibit?: well they havent put linds in one yet.
54. Sesame Street Character?: ELMO!!!
55. Disney/Warner bros?: is that a question? the disney channel shits me, my
sis watches it all the time its sooo damn annoying. AHHHHGRRRRRR.
56. Fast Food Restaurant?: pizza hut, or maccas
57. When was your last hospital visit?: gawd i couldnt tell ya. i hate
doctors.
58. Favorite non alcoholic drink?: Coke
60. What was the name of your childhood blanket?: no name for it but i did
have to hold on to the corner before i went to sleep....awwwwwww. and i
used to say "moik" instead of milk. AWWWWWWWW !!!
61. How many times did you fail your Permit and/or Drivers License
test?: i've never gone for my Full license but i got my learners on my first
try JUST!
62. What do you think of Ouija boards?: ummm what?
63. Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs?: ummmmm   up shit creek, hehe, and
28.
64. Who is the last person that you got mail from before this? the guestbook
manager saying someone signed my guestbook.
65. Have you ever been convicted of a crime?: nope.
66. Which single store would you choose to max your credit card?: HMV is
really expensive here. i'd got to JB hi fi or Gaslight where CDs are really
cheap.
67. What do you do most often when you are bored?: pace and scream out loud
lots all weird shit.
68. What words or phrases do you overuse?: hehe i do the "oh wow" thing lots
too. or the "oh really" thing. or "OK then" when someone says something
stupid. i also say "damit beavis put your pants back on" a lot too. and
"......right" like dr. evil.
69. Name the person that you are friends with that lives the farthest
away: prolly lindsapoop. she's all upsidedown.
70. Most annoying thing is?: my brain.
71. Best thing?: my penis, hehe, ooops i mean, my brain.
72. Bedtime?: usually like the wee hours of the morning.
73. Christian?: nah. not anymore.
74. Turning point in your life?: there's been many. some have been my 17th
birthday, ummm being born, getting drunk for the first time, whenever i fuck
something up, ummmm, deciding to chat on the net, deciding that chatrooms
suck, meeting kim, meeting sarah, knowing a certain dumbass in
canada...hehe.
75. Church?: family worship centre? they've obviously never met my family.
well i like the church of beavis christ.
76. Last book you read?: prolly a TV guide, hehe. actually i read an atlas
to see where Portland is in America, then i found "empress". geez there
aint nothing around you linds. no water no nothing, dont you get
closchaphobic (hehe)
77. Who will respond to this fastest?: no one coz i only send it back to
them who send it to me : )
78. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond?:
the whole world
79. What time is it now? 1:42, I'm so slow at these, although i AM being
held up by linds on icq.

"One nice thing about the person who sent this to you".

yet another survey, this one done on the 18th of July year 2000.

.........Boring Surveys are SO FUN !

NAME: Christophe

U LIVE NOW: melbourne

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OUIJA BOARDS? what ?

YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW: Big screan television, say no more, switch it
on and i'll see you in hell (paul dempsey of something for kate)

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? i aint using one, i like to live
dangerously and unprotected (coz it feels sooo much better)

FAVORITE BOARD GAME: if i were playing a game i wouldnt be
bored......well prolly wouldnt be

FAVORITE MAGAZINE: the ones that end up in the bin

FAVORITE SMELL: right now its the lip shit kate puts on. i personally hate the shit but it reminds me of her, so, ya know.

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: when you're choking on some food,
especially calamari rings.

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: feeling motivated for something

THE FIRST THING YOU THINK WHEN YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING: well this morning i think it was "what the fuck? oh yeah, i'm alive in THIS world too"

ROLLER COASTERS, SCARY OR EXCITING: i love roller coasters, i want
one in my backyard.

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE: how the hell would i
know.

FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME: dimity, jemima, bianca, hole

FUTURE SON'S NAME: george, henry, dick, willy, lump

IS THE GLASS HALF FULL OR HALF EMPTY?: depends on whether you are
filling it or spilling it at the time

FAVORITE FOODS: nachoes, tacos, spicey food, curry food, chicken,
salsa, twisties, ice cream

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? vanilla

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? no way, its way to scary.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? well, there isnt enough room on
my bed for stuffed animals coz im all 6 foot now but there are lots under my
bed and under my puter desk : )

STORMS, COOL OR SCARY? oooo terribly artistic like, its sometimes
scary but i like to let them overwhelm me.

WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? a matchbox car

DREAM CAR: dodge viper, prolly

TYPE OF CAR YOU DRIVE NOW? i dont.

BOOK YOU'RE CURRENTLY READING: i aint reading no book im filling out
some survey thingy.

IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON WHO WOULD IT BE: right now i wish i
could have katie here.

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: bundaburg rum, kahlua, anything that mixes
well with milk and coffee.

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? cancer (like WHOOPIE!)

DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? pft like i eat broccoli

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? i dont need a job, i'm retired

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? hmmmmm, prolly purple.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? i'd hate to admit it, so i wont

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE? favorite what?

FAVORITE MOVIE YOU'VE RECENTLY SEEN? um, i dont watch many movies.
i saw an ok one with drew barrymore in old times in france and she was like
some poor slave thingy then she became queen, blah. and they didnt
necisarily live happily ever after, but they did live (for a while).

ARE YOU A LEFTY, RIGHTLY, OR AMBIDEXTROUS? righty, but i can do some
pretty amazing things with my left hand too.

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? yah

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? like heaps of guitar toys and wires and junk
and stuffed animals too (they are done neatly).

FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? basketball.

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS? bacon is yummie

FAVORITE SALAD DRESSING? i dislike salad dressing

FAVORITE COLOR? blue.

SHAMPOO & CONDITIONER: nah just shampoo and only sometimes

HAVE YOU HAD YOUR APPENDIX OR TONSILS REMOVED? nup.

DO YOU MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE: yah, all the time. people can be soooo
stupid (a fact proven by tom green).

ONE PILLOW OR TWO? two but i only sleep with one.

PETS: doggie - jackson (makin).

FAVORITE TYPE OF MUSIC: indie/alternative.

TOOTHPASTE: yes, i use toothpaste.

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? hmmmm, i spose. although ya know, at
times.......they wanna kick me out and dad likes to kick and punch me but
thats ok now coz he doesnt hurt anymore so i just laugh.