| My Collection Of Random Thoughts In College... |
| God my boyfriend is hot... |
| I wonder if anyone else gets lost in the library |
| If I eat one more microwaved food item I'll die |
| Is it humanly possible to spend this much time online? |
| Come here ghost, where arreee yeewww... |
| What should I get pierced next? |
| What is Sean humming now? |
| Oh shit, this room is gonna need a lot of work... |
| If what you're saying today I've heard before and it pertains to tomorrow, then the last time I heard it "tomorrow" was today and things aren't the way today that I used to think they'd be when I thought of tomorrow, so essentially that negates everything you just said. |
| It's prolly not a good idea to take a sip of my contact solution. |
| "Our floor does not have a problem with drug use" |
| I have a headache... (I actually think this about 8 times a day) |
| (during my 9am geology class) Am I awake? No. Should I be? Probably. Oh well. |
| I can handle 2 shots of espresso on an empty stomach... |
| So we've all come to a consensus. Ed's boys try way too hard to be badass, Ignatius boys are pricks, but if Kevin is any indication, Benedictine tops them all in the asshole department. |
| Why are all of the outlets in my room blocked by my bed? |
| If Erick says "Does anyone need to go to Kroger, he's not really asking that. What he's asking is: "Does anyone want to come with me to get gas, honk at anyone I feel like getting pissed at, go with me to get my (car part, tax refund, parking permit, etc.) then spend one hour in Kroger?" |
| It's impossible to have fun drunk in my room... but being buzzed is okay |
| And the phrase of the quarter is... "Fuck off!" |
| God, please let those damn fish die... I spent money on a tank for them and they should have been gone by October |
| Senario: Kevin walks by in towel to go to the shower. Dialogue as follows: Erick: It's a good thing those fish don't have eyes (wtf?) Carrie: (in a know it all tone_ Well what do you think caviar is?? Erick: (dead serious) Fish eggs... Go us. hehehe |