| What I've Learned Continued... 1.) There are only 5 numbers in a phone number. 2.) You can not know the sound of your phone ringing after 2 years, or even what hallway it's coming from. 3.) If someone is idle, don't ask them why theya ren't answering your IMs. 4.) If you want to get laid, have Erick knock on your door. 5.) Some professors are hot. Shamelessly flirt with them. 6.) Marietta should not be a point of getting lost on the way to OU. 7.) Sometimes long distance relationships remind you how nice it is to not have to play the single game. However, they are not conductive to sex or slapping your significant other upside the head. 8.) Time zones. Learn them. 9.) Your advisor will always suck. I don't care how hard they try or don't try, they always suck. 10.) Don't work in a dining hall. 11.) Yes, it does rain every day in the spring in southern Ohio. 12.) If you go to school in Southern Ohio, it's normal to wear a winter jacket to your 8am class and shorts to your 3pm class. 13.) Apparently yhr easiest way to conserve electricity is to remove lights from the halls and turn off the saftey lights on the bike path. Lawsuit waiting to happen much? 14.) Even the most self-conscious person can learn to deal with people seeing them with bedhead, before their shower, at 8am. 15.) The Golden Girls, The Nanny, and Intimate Portait are the only two shows that Lifetime runs. 17.) Random Simpsons' Quote: "Okay children, get out your saftey pencils and round sheets of paper." 18.) 99% of college students sleep with Jimmy. Do you? -Jim 19.) Quote boards are a beautiful thing. Inside jokes kick ass. 20.) Don't ever let Kayte see a chinchilla, she'll want every pet it the world. -Erick 21.) Who says Doritos and pop aren't a good meal? 22.) Ketchup goes with everything. 23.) You will run into your ex within the 1st week of the quarter. Always. 24.) Wear sandals in the shower, the floor isn't really that green colour -Ian (Note Ian spells "color" funny because he's a crazy Canadian.) 25.) You don't really have to go to the classes to get As. You just better like cramming like mad the day before exams. 26.) My webpages get waaaaay too long and drawn out. 27.) The literal translation for the idiomatic expression for "It's hopeless" in French is "It's the finish of the green beans!" 28.) We got the optical mouses and cd burners! IN YOUR FACE WRAY! 29.) The French are not bad people. I promise. Now can we please go back to French fries? 30.) 3 words: McDonald's Dollar Menu 31.) A beer in the bong is worth two in the hand. 32.) If you hang around a band's bus long enough, they'll eventually take pity on you and talk to you. This works better if it's really cold out and you're not wearing a jacket. Other clothes are optional. 33.) |