I love jokes, I tell them to everyone. I tell them at school, the grocery store, restaurants, family functions, I even call my Andad at work and tell him jokes. If you have a joke you think I'd like email it to my mom and she will put it up here. But please make sure its kid safe, no bad words and nothing dirty. (Other than, a pig fell in a mud puddle). Enjoy,
Question: Whats black and white and red all over?
Answer: A penguin with a sunburn
Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Olive
Olive Who?
Olive You (I love you)
Question: What did the snail say when he climbed on the turtles back?
Answer: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Arch
Arch Who?
Bless you!
Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Little Old Lady
Little Old Lady Who?
I didnt know you could yodel
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Boo!
Boo Hoo?
Its just a joke you dont have to cry about it.
Question: What goes tick-tock-woof?
Answer: A Watch Dog
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