Bar Tender-
Hey ah...you have been here since we opened today, I think you should cut down on the bears right now....you know?

Justin Sane-
No I dont know what you mean dip shit. Go get me another beer to.

Bar Tender-
Alright....

The Bar Tender goes into the fridge and gets a bottle of beer and gives it to Justin Sane. Justin Sane pops the cap and then starts to drink it.

::An Hour Later::

The bar tender comes back up to Justin Sane and begins to talk....

Bar Tender-
Ok man, we are closing up right now, you will have to leave now...

Justin Sane-
Your telling me I have to leave Bitch!?

Bar Tender-
Yes.

Justin Sane-
Make me........

Bar Tender-
Look man, just go....

Justin Sane gets up and hops the counter and jumps on top of the Bar tender and begins to punch the shit out of him. Finally security comes and takes him off but the damage was done. The Bar tender was bleeding...security throws Sane out of the bar. Justin Sane is out in front of the bar and he gets pissed, he walks to his car and gets inside of it and starts it up, he skids away speeding. He pulls into the road and speeds through it. He then takes the highway. After five minutes he goes off an exit...then onto his road and pulls into his drive way. He gets out of the car and slams his door and walks up the steps to the door and unlocks it. He walks in and goes onto the couch and sits down on his couch. Then he begins to talk:

Justin Sane-
Wow, already the time has come...Justin Sane highlighting the WIP. Justin Sane as the World Heavyweight Champion. Justin Sane as the greatest wrestler in the WIP history. It was meant to happen and it is going to happen this Monday Night come Fist of Rage. Because you see Tawodi has decided that I am good enough to be put into the World Heabyweight Title match against Mad Man Madis. He saw my victory last Monday and said wow this guy is good. Because did you all see that victory over The Ripper? Very quick and easy. The only thing that guy will ever rip is his WIP Contract if he keeps losing like he did to me last Monday. I mean really whats the guy thinking. He doesnt show himself until his matches expecting to know what he will do. But whatever the guy likes to do, its his life and career, do whatever you want.

But you see a guy like me knows what he is doing. You want proof? Look what I did last week and look what I am about to do this week. Win the World Heavyweight Championship. You may have just seen me drinking all day saying...There is no way a drunk will become WIP Champion. Well to tell all of you who hate me because I drink a few beers here and there....

Justin Sane lifts up his middle finger and points it at the camera.

Justin Sane-
That is what I can say to all of you Bitches who feel that way because just because I drink here and there. Well you shouldn't. Because you will have to feel it when I am the WIP Champion. I will be Champion and you will all have to live with it. Want to know why? Because it is a fact. You tell me its an opinion right now but come this Monday I will change it to a fact. You all watch.

If you think some Mad Man Madis will beat me to win the World WIP Championship than you are sadly mistaking. This guy is a joke. The only time this guy will be mad is when he loses his shot at the WIP Championship against me come Fist of Rage.

Justin Sane laughs at his comment.

Justin Sane-
Man I crack myself up....but in all seriousness now...when I do win the Championship belt, who the hell will take it from me? Vin? Ha, unlike him I dont drink the day before my matches, he is backstage in the locker room huffing it up until his match comes, why do you think the guy lost to a woman. A woman managed to knock him out. Well that shows he will not get it from me....who else is there...Ripper? Look what I did to the guy in the matter of thirty seconds, knocked his ass out with the DVD. Usually DVDs are longer than that, that was a bootleg one, only thirty seconds and he was over. Damn I deliver so many DVD's I think I need a new DVD Player. Well lets try and think for a moment of who else would attempt to take my title that I will have this week...hmmm...there is always AC. Well AC you may have been champ before but look who you lost it to, my opponent this week Mad Man Madis. I will show you I am better than you by beating him easily for the 1...2..3! You see AC, I am on Fire man, Im so hot that even your AC wont cool me down...

Justin Sane falls back on the couch and begins to laugh his ass off....

Justin Sane- Oh man...you gotta love it, Damn Im dissin you all so damn bad there is no more laughin at these jokes. Just diss after diss after diss. Kind of like my wins...win after win after win. You notice I am undefeated in WIP. Yeah, only 1-0 but it is still undefeated. And it is true. You can be 100-0 or 1-0, its still undefeated. Look at it either way. Because hell you will probably be seeing me at 100-0 sooner or later. Lets just say Ill have more Victorys than Mad Man Madis will have title shots. How many has this guy gotten? Didnt he just have a championship belt? Well whatever, I dont pay attention to this scum. Why dont you fans all go to WIP.com and go look at the guys picture gallery. He looks like a scum himself looking into the camera with those sagging nasty ass eyes. Someone give him a shower before my match with him. I dont need to get any diseases for my WIP Championship Celebration after the match now.

You see Mad Man, I am capable of alot of damage. I will hurt you in three ways...I will hurt you in physical way, I will hurt you in mentally way, and I will hurt you in the WIP by making you drop to an opener jobber. Hell with my DVD Ill drop you so hard down into the damn Dark Matches before Fist of Rage airs on Monday Nights. Yeah thats right. Dark Matches. I will have all the spotlight while you are jobbing to Ripper or some shit in a singles match. You to remind me of each other, you both suck, you both will job, and you will both lose to me come this Monday when I beat Mad Man Madis for the WIP World Title.

Justin Sane then gets up and walks up stairs and as he walks upstairs...

Justin Sane-
So Mad Man, prepare and Ill see ya there Bitch.

Scene Fades Out as Justin Sane walks upstairs.