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"Giddy up!"

"Master of Your Domain"

"No Soup for You!"

There are probably hundreds of "Sayings of Seinfeld", but I figure that a collection is a great way of keeping them accessible, fresh, organized, and funny. Besides those listed, try to think of some other sayings from the show. Preferably they are phrases that were said more than once, preferably by more than one person and in more than one episode. Send in your own!

'STATEMENTS':
"Get out!"
"It's freakin' me out!"
"Hello, Newman."
"No soup for you!"
"Not that there's anything wrong with that."
"That's a shame."
"Ya, that's right."
"It's go time!"
"Vile weed!"
"Hellooooooo!"
"That has got to hurt, I don't care where you're from."
"Fake, fake, fake, fake."
"It's not you, it's me."
"Ya, I've been workin' out. I'm huge."
"Oh, yeah, I like this idea."
"You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister."
"High-five!"
"Let's not get into a panic mode!"
"That is one magic loogie."
"Faked 'em all!"
"Let's get nuts!"
"My guys don't know your guys!"
"Lupus?! Is it lupus?"
"But I don't want to be a pirate!"
"Yikes!"
"I don't have a square to spare. I can't spare a square."
"George is gettin' upset!"
"Oh, my God, the Queen is dead."
"Hey, Buddy."
"That's gotta hurt!"
"Thanks for mutton."
"Stella! Stella!"
"These pretzels are makin' me thirsty."
"I chose not to run."
"Keep it real!"
"It's the wood that makes it good."
"You're so good lookin'!"
"I'm Cosmo Kramer, the ASSMAN!"
"A muffin can be very filling."
"Sweet fancy Moses."
"There's nothing finer than being in your diner."
"Pulp can move, baby!"
"I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."
"I was in the pool!"
"Yo-yo Ma!"
"This, that, and the other."
"You gotta see the baby!"
"You know, we live in a society."
"By the way: they're real, and they're spectacular."
"My boys can swim!"
"Serenity now!"
"What's good for the goose is good for the gander."
"Happy, Pappy?"
"You want a piece of me? You got it!"
"Got to love the Drake!"
"It's not a lie, if you believe it."
"The wheels are in motion."
"Worlds are colliding!"
"Right back at 'cha, Slick."
"She laughs like Elmer Fudd sitting on a juicer."
"I am Costanza, lord of the idiots!"
"That's gold, Jerry, gold!"
"[Newman]'s an enigma wrapped in a twinkie."
"Oh Moses, smell the roses."
"Look to the cookie!"
"We see objects of great beauty, and we must have them."
"Hoochie Mama!"
"I've looked into his eyes. He's pure evil."
"Are you an assassin?"
"Saddle up and ride!"
"He's a bad man. A very, very bad man."
"I'm speechless. I have no speech."
"Yama hama."
"Step off!"
"I'm down."
"I'll be back, we'll make out."
"The tub is love."
"My little man's an idiot!"
"I'm out!"
"I'd drape myself in velvet."
"All signs point to yes."
"Maybe the dingo ate your baby."
"You're the bearclaw in the garbage bag of my life."
"I am aware!"
"Gammy's gettin' upset!"
"That's kooky talk!"
"Giddy up!"

'PHRASES/WORDS':
"Anti-dentite"
"Architect"
"Art Vandelay"
"Assman"
"Beef-A-Reeno"
"Bosco"
"Boutros Boutros Ghali"
"Boys"
"Breathtaking"
"Bro"
"Bubble Boy"
"Buck Naked"
"Can't Stand Ya"
"Changing Teams"
"Close Talker"
"De-gifter"
"Dr. Van Nostrand"
"Double Dip"
"Festivus"
"Fusilli Jerry"
"Gettin' Jiggy With It"
"Gipple"
"Gortex"
"Hand"
"Hand Fruit"
"H.E. Pennypacker"
"High Talker"
"Hipster Doofus"
"Hoochie-moochie"
"Importer/Exporter"
"Jerk Store"
"Junior Mints"
"Kavorka"
"Kel Varnsen"
"King of the County"
"Kramerica Industries"
"Little Jerry Seinfeld"
"Lord of the Manner"
"Low Talker"
"Ma Newer"
"Man Hands"
"Manssiere"
"Master of Your Domain"
"Menage a trois"
"Mimbo"
"Moops"
"Mulva"
"Nip"
"Ostrich Burger"
"Out of the Loop"
"Pinch"
"Queen of the Castle"
"Refunding"
"Re-gifter"
"Sexual Perjury"
"Shrinkage"
"Sidler"
"Shmoopy"
"Solid"
"Soup Nazi"
"Sponge-worthy"
"Step-skipper"
"Stopping Short"
"Sven-jolly"
"Swirl"
"This and That"
"Twix"
"Vandelay Industries"
"Vault"
"Yada Yada Yada"

 

 

 

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