| "The rumors are not truth. Brittany is a good friend of mine, and we did Mickey Mouse Club together. And I see her, but we are not dating, I kind of consider her my little sister." Justin (I just thought it was funny he didn't even spell her name right) "Whatever you do, I do too, I think. I just don't play hopscotch!" Joey (thank god) "Justin Timberlake is a meanie.!" Chris (with that sweet face?) "The nurse came into the room and I thought it was shot time. She broke out this thing, and I don't know what it was. I thought it was a shot, so I just yelled and ran out the door. The other guys laughed so hard. They were like, 'come back, it's a ear thermometer!' I was so humiliated." Joey (a little fear of needles there Joe?) "So basically what you are saying is Lance has a sexy voice and the rest of us have to rely on each other to sound good?" Chris (what idiot said that?) "Are you looking at my bum? you bum looka!" Justin (he caught me) "His impression of a squirrel eating nuts is the funniest thing." Joey on Lance (and why is Lance always protrayed as the serious one?) "Barney should eat all the Teletubies and then die of indegestion or something." Joey (tsk tsk, talking about a poor defensless dinosaur) "I'm a hermit. I feel like a monk. Argh! I get no play!" Justin (It's obviously by choice) "I don't have a Superman tattoo on my but. I swear!" Joey (I think he gave himself away on this one) "He took twenty Elmos and built him up a jacket!" Chris on Joey (uh huh, Elmos?) "Joey bought this jacket that was like hydrogen peroxide Chewbacca." Justin (Sounds like Joey has a coat problem) "I'm getting jiggy baby!" Justin (and four quotes ago he wasn't getting any) "Well, we were all out albino hunting one day.." Joey (albino hunting? I hope Justin wasn't hurt) "Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up now. It's not about horses. I promise, this song is not about horses." Lance (Ah hah, I thought so) "If my girlfriend were taller than me, I'd start wearing heels." Lance (well...that's all I have to say) "The funny thing about JC is we'll all be driving down the road, and there will be a cute girl on the sidewalk. We'll all be like 'look at that girl'. Then five minutes later JC will be like 'look at that dog, I wonder what kind it is'. He has this thing about dogs." Chris (dogs over girls? *shakes head* my my my) "FINE! Just yell at me then" Chris (well, if you insist) "Day on - done - WOW!! My groin hurts." JC (I am sure there are millions of girls who would be more than willing to rub it for you) "It's like ... sucky ... in a good way" Chris (I think they call that a BJ) "I don't care what JC says... if you bring me ice cream I will let you in." Justin (you like chocolate chip cookie dough?) "I don't like golf... unless it's full contact." Chris (I'm sure Christina wouldn't mind helping you make up the rules) "I get it all!" Lance (except this, this is reserved for Justin) "All that potty training.. and as soon as he gets on TV he froze up and let it go... Whatcha gonna do?" JC (I don't even want to know who he is talking about) "We don't throw TV's out the window! That's stupid... I'd steal a TV before I threw it out the window." Joey (so I don't have to worry about being hit on the head by a TV the next time I walk by your hotel?) "I'm a beanie baby aholic." Lance (and no wonder everyone thinks he's gay) "Boom!! Whoa... my hair was scaring me." Justin (now you know how I felt, thank you again for cutting it) If you have any funny qoutes you'd like to see on this page, e mail me. You will get full credit. I have lots more to post, but I'm lazy, so watch the updates. I may get around to it one day, I mean look, I actually came to the page today. I'm one step closer... Main Page |
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