| As if we needed any more proof that stupid people are breeding.... here are some actual label instructions of consumer goods. On a Sear's hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Damn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.) On a bag of Fritos:: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?) On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how???) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion.) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well, duh, a bit late, huh!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (You think????) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And I'm taking this because???) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash!) "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh, fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Oh my God! Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) Back to Laughs |
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