DreSSiNg oF a TYpiCal aH beNG

sHirt - preFeRAbly sKin TIghT clOtheS iN nEon oR bLacK mAde ouT oF
uMbrelLA mAterIAl......dA reTro Ah BEng mAy bE sEen wEaring whAT ouR aH gONg wEar
thE fuNny coLor shiRts wif DA PoLka doT anD stRipEs

pANts - alSo skiN tiGht in nEon coLors oR blAcK iN sHinY pOlyEsTer maTeriAl

bRandS - comMon bRandS uSed bY BEngS arE Valentino, hUgo boSs, vERsacE, DnKy
aND vERsacE anD everYthing wHEre laBEls ArE pRominEntlY diSplaYEd

sHOEs - heaVy square tOe bLAck leaTHer shoES wiF da HEavy bUcklE wIf lEAthER
sOLe tO KIcK pEOPle

hAIr - tHe hAir is vEli iMPortANt to dA aH beNg wif da coMmon haIR stylE kNown aS "thE
GolDen moNkEy styLE" dyEd iN bRown oR bleaChed yEllOw...a ComB
mUSt bE stIckiNG out oF  bAck pOcket aT alL timEs TO pERfEct tHE "goLdEn moNKEy"

aCcessORieS - haNDfoNE anD paGer...dA neW aH benG aNd aH Lian liKe anY smALl foNe
wiF maNy diFferEnt coLor flAshinG liGhts coMIn fRom evERwHEre anD likEs to bE heaRd bY evERboDy wiTh theIR tEchNo rinGtone....mANy aLSo liKE to hAng biTs oF thEir fOne....

cARs - HOnda ciVic, niSsan 200Sx, honDA cRx, sUzuKi GtI fITted WiF a soUNd sYsteM
thAt alLows evEribArdi iN thE 2Km raDIus tO be abLe to heaR evERy siNgle beAt in uR Fav tEchNo reMIx alBum...tO haVE thE uLtImate bEng moBilE thE braKE ligHts mAy bE hOOked up sO whEn thE brAkes are hIT dIscO ligHTs StaRt flAshinG anD nEonS musT be plAceD AlL ovA da CAr....aND to acHIEve thaT riCE boY loOk "tuRbo" anD "vteC" stiCkers mAy bE sTUCk alL ovA da cAR even thoU it isN't..... 
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