Here are some of my favorite SNL transcripts! They are funny, funny, funny. If you don't agree I will be angry. These transcripts are thanks to http://snltranscripts.jt.org/
They are not in any particular order.
Cork Soakers
Weekend Update with Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth
Father and Son
Hold... Hold... And Release.
The Full Moon Killer
Weekend Update with Parnell Rap
Get off the Shed!
Cowbell
Plagierism
MTV Cribs with Robert Downey Jr.
The Box
25th Anniversay Special, Mike Myers
Living with Parents
Fear Factor Junior
Speed Reader
Black History Month
Debbie Downer
Hogwart's Academy
White Stripes
Zings and Burns
17th Annual Adult Film Awards
You're Fired!
Ouch! Double Ouch!
Baseball Dreams
The Three Wisemen
More to Come!