Don't You HATE It When...

 

...There are always one or two ice cubes that won't pop out of the tray!

...You always have to try on sunglasses with that stupid little plastic tag in the middle of them!

...The person behind you in the supermarket always runs his cart into the back of your ankle!

 

 

...That little red string on the Band-Aid wrapper never works!

...You open a can of soup and the lid always falls in!

...There's always a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING!

 

 

...You drink from the wrong soda can and realize someone put out a cigarette in it.

...You always slice your tongue licking an envelope!

...There's always a car right on your tail when you're slowing down to look for an address.

 

 

...You wash a shirt with a tissue in the pocket and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint.

...You can never put anything back in a box the way it came!

...The radio station comes in perfectly when you're standing there setting it, then buzzes and spits static when you take your hand off it!

 

 

...You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7 PM instead of 7 AM.

...Your glasses slide off your ears when you perspire!

...You put on hand cream and then you can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out!

 

 

Don't let the little things
drive you CRAZY!!!