Lyrics (c) 2002 J. Eiler. TTTO: "Dear Uncle Jim" author unknown.
Notes: I wanted to go to Dragoncon this year (2002) - unfortunately, there was an SCA event the same week that I was already committed to. So I wrote this one for all you scalawags, carpetbaggers, and other general ne'er-do-wells who got to go.
Next year, I'm going to try mitosis....
When you went to Dragon-Con, what in heaven's name did you do? I want to hear about the filk, and songs both old and new. There's ugly rumors going 'round--and I hope they're all true! Filkers, what did you do to Dragon-Con? Oh-oh-oh... Chorus: Filkers what did you do to DragonCon? You sold your reputations for a song. I wasn't there to see the farce, but it was purely wrong! Filkers what did you do to DragonCon? There were filthy, obscene lyrics, all floating through the air. The songs you sang before midnight would give a troll a scare. And the songs that you sang after, were enough to curl my hair! Filkers,....