| Portland Pictures |
| They're from Portland or the surrounding countryside (Lake Oswego for the most part). They're hip, they're cool and they ain't no fool(s). If you ask real nice I'll give out their personal information so you can stalk 'em. |
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| (Left to right) Me, Broccoli man and Eric Crossen. 100% of the people in this picture are complete badasses. This was at the reading of Bruce Campbell's autobiography at Powell's books in Portland, OR. Eric is having naughty thoughts of Broccoli man. I'm having naughty thoughts about Bruce Campbell. You don't want to know what Broccoli man is thinking... |
| This was at the same trip except outside of a music shop. I'm pretending to be Adam Sandler, but failing. I BLEW IT!!! |
| This is me being angry outside of a music store near the Bruce Campbell event. I was pretty pissed because I couldn't see Bruce Campbell that day. So I flipped off Eric pretending to be a random passerby. |
| (Left to right) A.J. "Asian" Kleffner, Alex "Dios" Roberts, Bard "where am I?" White, Matt "pee on me" Stringer, Josh "Slosh" Rose, Justin "sex machine" Hand and Darren "Deez Nutz" Hansen at prom time. Blondes prefer gentlemen...like us. Not pictured: Richard Nixon, Mrs. Claus and Bob Genghis Khan |
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| The ever-attractive Deez Nutz comin' at ya' close-up style. Cold and composed, he looks onward and flies the wicked bird. We're all proud of Darren for being such a royal badass, especially after getting his ears pierced. Mazel Tov you goofy bastard! |