dirtbag

At Whittier, I've come to realize the phenomena of dirtbag. There are people in the world. Unsavory people of ill repute even. If your name is Thomas Brinkerhoff and you encounter one of these people, you are generally compelled to shout "You dirtbag!" or "Fucking swine!" They bum cigarettes, incessantly ask for weed, mooch liquor, borrown money and don't pay it back or just use your towel after they shower. Stay away from them, even if they are your friends.
COMING SOON: Nick, the King Dirtbag gets his own section!!!

This is Nick, the king of all dirtbags. I know I probably should've saved the best for last, but for the love of Pete, look at him! He's drunk in both pictures, very latino, he's got a little moustache, a beanie over his eyes and he's flipping the camera off...in BOTH PICTURES! For those of you who can't read his t-shirt (left) it reads "FUCK ME I'M MEXICAN." That's Tom (right) looking disgusted at Nick. Tom is the one who calls everyone a dirtbag, because he can identify them more accurately than the rest of us mortals.

On the left is Reverend Adam "What's a Sacchsen?" Steinbaugh. He's not that big of a dirtbag. But the guy being held hostage with the PELLET (not real) gun is a HUGE dirtbag. He's been singled out and enlarged to show his capacity for dirtbag. His name is Leo. Tom argues he's the "ultimate dirtbag" but I think Nick has him beat. He's a canadian championship boxer. Need I say more?

This is Rob, aka the self-proclaimed Vanilla Gorilla. There's no end to this dirtbags dirty tricks. He's a rabid sexist, racist and a fucking REPUBLICAN! One time he offered a girl a french fry. When she declined he then came back with "I could maybe offer you something a little thicker than a french fry...." At any given time at least a couple organizations or activist groups want him dead.

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That bastard from Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Mike Damone. He gets the girl pregnant and doesn't help pay for the abortion...fucking dirtbag...

I don't think I even know the name of the guy on the left. One of Nick's friends, so he's a garaunteed dirtbag. That's Danielle on the right. Sadly, she moved away from Whittier. We all miss her and her dastardly ways. Real scum of the earth material are these two.