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| Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor. Bluto: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy) Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you? Bluto: Yes of course, do you think i'm dumb? Doctor: Then why are you so happy? Bluto: Because that proves that I have a brain ! Teacher: What is 5 plus 4? Bluto: 9 Teacher: What is 4 plus 5? Bluto: You can't fool me, you've just twisted the figure,the answer is 6 ! Customer: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk: Sir, Vitamin A, B, or C? Customer: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabets yet ! Friend: What are you looking at? Bluto: I know your PIN no., hee,hee. Friend: Alright, What is my PIN no. if you saw it? Bluto: Four Asterisks (****) ! Friend: How many women do you believe a man must marry? Bluto: 16 Friend: Why? Bluto: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse. Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me? Is it ok? Bluto: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture. Friend: What tape did you take anyway? Bluto: Head Cleaner ! Bluto: (crying) The doctor called, Mom's dead. Friend: Condolence, my friend. After 2 minutes Bluto cries even louder Friend: What now? Bluto: My sister called. Her mom died too ! Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of power failure. Bluto: Thats alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs. Bluto's son: Dad, what is the spelling of sucessful....is it one 'c' or two 'c'? Bluto: Make it three 'c' to be sure. |
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