"Hi. I'm Chino. Could you get me a bottle of Exlax?" "Hi. I'm Lars. I hate Napster.
Since 1996, my bad has found unlimited ways to suck."
Since
I am into mostly heavy metal and harcore,
that's
what this part is all about - my opinions on who kicks ass.
Let
the glorifying begin!
= "Wow. It's really neat." * = "Kick ass!" ** = " Log off and go buy me now you hipster doofus."
*** = "F++king metal!" **** = " I have to go to the bathroom. Do you have any tissue?"
(In no particular order because I'm too lazy to alphabatise.)
Spineshank****
Sevendust***
The
Step Kings**
Vision of Disorder***
White
Zombie***
Powerman5000**
Limp
Bizkit (but Fred is a tube steak)* Biohazard*
Sepultura****
Coal Chamber***
Tree*
Deftones****
Pantera****
Ministry**
Korn****
Slipknot****
Project
86****
Soulfly****
Godsmack****
Kittie***
Glassjaw*
Another Society
Disturbed**
Anthrax*
Primer
55***
Snot***
Fear
Factory***
Earth Crisis*
Hatebreed**
Full Devil Jacket**
Machine
Head****
Staind***
Slayer**
Metallica****
Pro-Pain*
Marilyn Manson*
Ultraspank***
Reveille***
Amon
Amarth*
Six Feet Under**
Dope*
Apartment 26**
Incubus*
Life of Agony*
Prong***
Snapcase**
Shovelbarn*
Papa Roach**
Shed*
One Minute Silence*
Iron
Maiden**
"Hi. I'm Chino. Could you get
me a bottle of Exlax?"
"Hi. I'm Lars. I hate Napster.
Since 1996, my bad has found unlimited ways to suck."
"Hey! I'm Lajon and I'm the only minority
in metal today!"
"We're Moran and Rayna. We have great rhythm.
That's why we're married and have a kid!"
